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Tony Lema Quotes and Sayings

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Golf is like solitaire.
When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.
- Tony Lema

In choosing a partner, always pick the optimist.
- Tony Lema

You build a golf game like you build a wall,
one brick at a time.
- Tony Lema

A buoyant, positive approach to the game is as basic as a sound swing.
- Tony Lema

 

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately.
Ring the nearest golf course.
- Groucho Marx

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.
- Roger Kahn

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain

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The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one,
particularly if he plays golf.
- Bertrand Russell

I get to play golf for a living.
What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.
- Tiger Woods

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
- Al Boliska

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place
the world is when one is playing golf.
- Robert Wilson Lynd

If you watch a game, it's fun.
If you play it, it's recreation.
If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
- William Wordsworth

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

The difference in golf and government is that in golf
you can't improve your lie.
- George Deukmejian

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.
- Jack Nicklaus

Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club,
don't you?
- Ben Hogan

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner,
and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
- Jack Benny

Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
- Tiger Woods

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore,"
shoot six,
and write down five.
- Paul Harvey

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
- Gerald R. Ford

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a
ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
- Woodrow Wilson

Don't play too much golf.
Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon

Give your time and efforts freely or not at all.
When you are tempted to say,
"Oh, if I have to, I'll skip my golf game
and watch my daughter play soccer," don't do it.
Either generate the heart-felt emotion
to make the free-will gift,
"I'd love to watch your game today, Sandy,"
or the honesty to decline the request gracefully.
Martyrdom doesn't create happiness
for any of the parties involved.
An honest, "No" is preferable to a coerced "Yes."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men
whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite
of what you are inclined to do,
and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
- Ben Hogan

I don't want to play golf.
When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
- Rogers Hornsby

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet
mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
- Ernest Hemingway

If you got the game, you got the game.
That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.
- Shaquille O'Neal

If you think it's hard to meet new people,
try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.
Just how childlike golf players become is proven by
their frequent inability to count past five.
- John Updike

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club,
they'd starve to death.
- Sam Snead

Years ago we discovered the exact point,
the dead center of middle age.
It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and
too old to rush up to the net.
- Franklin Pierce Adams

In baseball you hit your home run over the right-field fence,
the left-field fence, the center-field fence.
Nobody cares.
In golf everything has got to be right over second base.
- Ken Harrelson

You know, why the game of golf is popular? Very easy,
it's a great game.
- Bernhard Langer

There are no maladies in my golf game.
My golf game stinks.
- Jack Nicklaus

If you call on God to improve the results of a shot
while it is still in motion,
you are using 'an outside agency' and subject to appropriate
penalties under the rules of golf.
- Henry Longhurst

There is no such thing as natural touch.
Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
- Lee Trevino

I've taken up golf in the past five or six years,
and most of the time there aren't too many people out
there that can drive a ball further than I can.
- Bo Jackson

I like to play golf.
I like to shoot hoops.
- Justin Timberlake

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up
golf and too old to rush up to the net.
- Franklin P. Adams

Playing golf is like learning a foreign language.
- Henry Longhurst

The object of golf is not just to win.
It is to play like a gentleman, and win.
- Phil Mickelson

I challenge myself everywhere, onstage,
on the golf course.
Hey, isn't that the point of it all? To keep getting
better? Otherwise why do it?
- Hal Linden

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball.
I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
- Hank Aaron

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy
playing with his friends.
- Chi Chi Rodriguez

I'd like to design something like a city or a museum.
I want to do something hands on rather than just play
golf which is the sport of the religious right.
- Brad Pitt

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living.
- Julius Boros

I tend to do golf charity things because it's much
safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.
- Dougray Scott

Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place,
but not much.
- Buddy Hackett

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...
the space between your ears.
- Bobby Jones

Golf is played with the arms.
- Sam Snead

Golf is the hardest game in the world.
There is no way you can ever get it.
Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.
- Ben Crenshaw

The pat on the back, the arm around the shoulder,
the praise for what was done right and the sympathetic
nod for what wasn't are as much a part of golf as life itself.
- Gerald R. Ford

I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made -
my swing is pretty hot.
- Shia LaBeouf

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
- Harvey Penick

I'm addicted.
I'm addicted to golf.
- Tiger Woods

As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess,
but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try
and somehow make par from them.
I thought that was fun.
- Tiger Woods

I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said,
Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said,
Well, there you go.
It was like I had kinda been expecting it.
- Mac Davis

I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete
until I started playing golf a couple years ago.
- James Caan

You have a lot of time on these tours.
As Alice Cooper said, you can either drink all day or golf.
- Justin Timberlake

At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes.
- Tea Leoni

Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment
because I've just signed a contract where I've got
to do 200 shows a year in pubs,
so the golf's fallen away a bit.
- Eric Bristow

I hated golf when we first started, but a big part
of the training process was falling in love with this sport,
so I went on tour with the UCLA Team.
- Shia LaBeouf

Anybody who plays golf will tell you that you play against yourself.
- Martin Sheen

Professional golf is the only sport where,
if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
- Jack Nicklaus

Golf is my boyfriend right now.
- Karrie Webb

Few learn golf in a lifetime.
- Grantland Rice

I like going there for golf.
America's one vast golf course these days.
- Edward VIII

But I think the guys are very happy to accommodate
the people and that's part of golf in general.
- Bernhard Langer


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