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Victor Borge Quotes and Sayings

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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease
and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
- Victor Borge

Related topics: Dad

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations.
There is more logic in humor than in anything else.
Because, you see, humor is truth.
- Victor Borge

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
- Victor Borge

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
- Victor Borge

 

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time.
With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
- Victor Borge

When an opera star sings her head off,
she usually improves her appearance.
- Victor Borge

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
- Victor Borge

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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...
and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
- Victor Borge

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
- Victor Borge

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter,
that's my reward.
- Victor Borge

So your father, or your mother,
never thought you were good enough - SO WHAT?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Dear Father in heaven, I'm not a praying man,
but if you're up there and you can hear me ...
show me the way... show me the way.
- It's a Wonderful Life (1946 movie)

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards
than being a father to my children.
- Bill Cosby

It is a wise father that knows his own child.
- William Shakespeare

The most important thing a father
can do for his children
is to love their mother.
- Henry Ward Beecher

When a father gives to his son, both laugh;
when a son gives to his father, both cry.
- William Shakespeare

It doesn't matter who my father was.
It matters who I remember he was.
- Anne Sexton

My father always used to say that when you die,
if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
- Lee Iacocca

My father considered a walk among the mountains
as the equivalent of churchgoing.
- Aldous Huxley

My father and he had one of those English friendships
which begins by avoiding the intimacies
and eventually eliminates speech altogether.
- Jorge Luis Borges

A man cannot speak to his son, but as a father;
to his wife, but as a husband;
to his enemy, but upon terms:
whereas a friend may speak, as the case requires,
and not as it sorteth with the person.
- Francis Bacon

A true king is neither husband nor father;
he considers his throne and nothing else.
- Pierre Corneille

My father wouldn't get us a TV, he wouldn't allow a TV in the house.
- Janis Joplin

My father taught me how to substitute realities.
- Mira Sorvino

Our Father and Our God, unto thee, O Lord we lift our souls.
- William Pennington

My father, he was like the rock, the guy you went to with every problem.
- Gwyneth Paltrow

A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I was raised Catholic, but my father's people were Methodist,
so we went to both churches.
- Aaron Neville

A father is a man who expects his son to be as good a man as he meant to be,
A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.
- Frank Howard Clark

I get whatever placidity I have from my father.
But my mother taught me how to take it on the chin.
- Norma Shearer

I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument.
He told me to knock myself out.
- Jay London

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.
- Quentin Crisp

But I have to be careful not to let the world dazzle
me so much that I forget that I'm a husband and a father.
- Herbie Hancock

Both my mother and father were very supportive of any
career move any of us wanted to make.
- James Gandolfini

All the learnin' my father paid for was a bit o' birch
at one end and an alphabet at the other.
- George Eliot

I made a decision when my father passed away that I
was going to be who God made me to be and not try to preach like my father.
- Joel Osteen

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect,
not even my mother.
- Broderick Crawford

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated,
let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he
does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
- Bill Cosby

My Father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
- Spike Milligan

The patriot blood of my father was warm in my veins.
- Clara Barton

My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone.
- Damon Wayans

Watching your husband become a father is really sexy and wonderful.
- Cindy Crawford

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children,
except in self-defense.
- Fred Allen

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts
catching up with Mother Nature.
- Harold Coffin

When you have a good mother and no father,
God kind of sits in.
It's not enough, but it helps.
- Dick Gregory

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person,
he believed in me.
- Jim Valvano

I stopped loving my father a long time ago.
What remained was the slavery to a pattern.
- Anais Nin

To a father growing old nothing is dearer than a daughter.
- Euripides

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one,
particularly if he plays golf.
- Bertrand Russell

Being a father helps me be more responsible...
you see more things than you've ever seen.
- Kid Rock

I never had a speech from my father 'this is what you
must do or shouldn't do' but I just learned to be led by example.
My father wasn't perfect.
- Adam Sandler

Father or stepfather - those are just titles to me.
They don't mean anything.
- Oliver Hudson

When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant
I could hardly stand to have the old man around.
But when I got to be 21, I was astonished
at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
- Mark Twain

I would want my legacy to be that I was a great son,
father and friend.
- Dante Hall

I know that I will never find my father in any other
man who comes into my life,
because it is a void in my life that can only be filled by him.
- Halle Berry

Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career.
- Sam Ewing

Feels good to try, but playing a father,
I'm getting a little older.
I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
- Adam Sandler

Time is the father of truth, its mother is our mind.
- Giordano Bruno

I grew up not liking my father very much.
I never saw him cry.
But he must have.
Everybody cries.
- Charley Pride

There's really no point in having children if you're
not going to be home enough to father them.
- Anthony Edwards

It is easier for a father to have children than for
children to have a real father.
- Pope John XXIII

My father was never anti-anything in our house.
- Errol Flynn

It is my feeling that Time ripens all things;
with Time all things are revealed; Time is the father of truth.
- Francois Rabelais

My father and I have a very good relationship.
We always got along.
But I always scold him.
- Amy Sedaris

I hope I am remembered by my children as a good father.
- Orson Scott Card

I've said it before, but it's absolutely true:
My mother gave me my drive,
but my father gave me my dreams.
Thanks to him, I could see a future.
- Liza Minelli

I just wish I could understand my father.
- Michael Jackson

I don't think children's inner feelings have changed.
They still want a mother and father in the very same house;
they want places to play.
- Beverly Cleary

I decided in my life that I would do nothing that did
not reflect positively on my father's life.
- Sidney Poitier

My father...
had sharper eyes than the rest of our people.
- Chief Joseph


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