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Will Cuppy Quotes and Sayings

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Caesar might have married Cleopatra,
but he had a wife at home.
There's always something.
- Will Cuppy

Related topics: Marriage

The Dodo never had a chance.
He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose
of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
- Will Cuppy

Etiquette means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential.
- Will Cuppy

It's easy to see the faults in people I know;
it's hardest to see the good.
Especially when the good isn't there.
- Will Cuppy

 

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to
know how a word is spelled before you can look it up
to see how it is spelled.
- Will Cuppy

If a cat does something, we call it instinct;
if we do the same thing,
for the same reason, we call it intelligence.
- Will Cuppy

If an animal does something, we call it instinct;
if we do the same thing for the same reason,
we call it intelligence.
- Will Cuppy

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Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool
the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking.
This is true only of certain persons.
- Will Cuppy

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly.
There is no pleasing some people.
- Will Cuppy

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped
more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country.
- Will Cuppy

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people,
you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes.
- Will Cuppy

Aristotle was famous for knowing everything.
He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the
blood and is not involved in the process of thinking.
This is true only of certain persons.
- Will Cuppy

In praising Antony I have dispraised Caesar.
- Cleopatra

In Gaul were two orders, the nobility and the priesthood,
while the people, says Caesar, were all slaves.
- John Lothrop Motley

In the days of Caesar, kings had fools and jesters.
Now network presidents have anchormen.
- Ted Koppel

Caesar's wife should be above suspicion.
- John Langhorne

For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand.
Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
- Spike Milligan

Caesar salad is one of my favourite lunch foods.
You can shovel it in and talk at the same time.
- Janet Street-Porter

I came, I saw, I conquered.
- Julius Caesar

Comedy has to be based on truth.
You take the truth and you put a little curlicue at the end.
- Sid Caesar

Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.
- Julius Caesar

While trying to protect the republic,
the conspirators in Julius Caesar enable Mark Antony to triumph.
In Rose Rage, the more Henry VI tries to fix things,
the more they go wrong.
- Edward Hall

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.
- Billy Crystal

I'll tell you the truth; I wanted to leave me for Sid Caesar.
- Red Buttons

The Romans held Britain from the invasion of Julius
Caesar till their voluntary withdrawal from the island,
A.D.
420,- that is, about five hundred years.
- Thomas Bulfinch

Experience is the teacher of all things.
- Julius Caesar

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar.
The best of Your Show of Shows.
That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.
- Jamie Farr

I sometimes think that never blows so red The Rose
as where some buried Caesar bled;
That every Hyacinth the Garden wears Dropt in her Lap
from some once lovely Head.
- Edward Fitzgerald

In the service of Caesar, everything is legitimate.
- Pierre Corneille

Caesar had perished from the world of men,
had not his sword been rescued by his pen.
- Henry Vaughan

There was living in the palace at this time a brother of the great Germanicus,
and consequently an uncle of the late emperor,
whose name was Claudius Caesar.
- Frederic William Farrar

What millions died that Caesar might be great!
- Thomas Campbell

I chose to deal with the science of cryptography.
Cryptography began in mathematics.
Codes were developed, even from Caesar's time,
based on number theory and mathematical principles.
I decided to use those principles and designed a work that is encoded.
- James Sanborn

I have lived long enough to satisfy both nature and glory.
- Julius Caesar

But I, Caesar, have not sought to amass wealth by the practice of my art,
having been rather contented with a small fortune and reputation,
than desirous of abundance accompanied by a want of reputation.
- Marcus V. Pollio

When we could split the screen, it was like 'Wow!'.
- Sid Caesar

No one is so brave that he is not disturbed by something unexpected.
- Julius Caesar

I have lived long enough both in years and in accomplishments.
- Julius Caesar

Fortune, which has a great deal of power in other matters but especially in war,
can bring about great changes in a situation through very slight forces.
- Julius Caesar

If you must break the law, do it to seize power:
in all other cases observe it.
- Julius Caesar

In war, events of importance are the result of trivial causes.
- Julius Caesar

No one was either Tory or Whig; it was either dependence or independence.
- Caesar Rodney

What we wish, we readily believe, and what we ourselves think,
we imagine others think also.
- Julius Caesar

The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably
reminds the other fellow of a dull one.
- Sid Caesar

I, therefore, O Caesar, do not publish this work,
merely prefixing my name to a treatise which of right belongs to others,
nor think of acquiring reputation by finding fault
with the works of any one.
- Marcus V. Pollio

Men are nearly always willing to believe what they wish.
- Julius Caesar

Men willingly believe what they wish.
- Julius Caesar

Which death is preferably to every other? "The unexpected".
- Julius Caesar

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
The guy who invented the other three,
he was a genius.
- Sid Caesar

As a rule, men worry more about what they can't see
than about what they can.
- Julius Caesar

It is better to create than to learn!
Creating is the essence of life.
- Julius Caesar

The real point is that totalitarian regimes have claimed
jurisdiction over the whole person,
and the whole society, and they don't at all believe
that we should give unto Caesar that which is Caesar's
and unto God that which is God's.
- Jeane Kirkpatrick

I love the name of honor, more than I fear death.
- Julius Caesar

It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die,
than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience.
- Julius Caesar

I had rather be first in a village than second at Rome.
- Julius Caesar

Men in general are quick to believe that which they wish to be true.
- Julius Caesar

In between goals is a thing called life,
that has to be lived and enjoyed.
- Sid Caesar

Picture you upon my knee, just tea two and two for tea.
- Irving Caesar

The die is cast.
- Julius Caesar

Men freely believe that which they desire.
- Julius Caesar

It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear,
but the pale and the hungry-looking.
- Julius Caesar

I do believe in praising that which deserves to be praised.
- Dean Smith

In praising science, it does not follow that we must
adopt the very poor philosophies which scientific men have constructed.
In philosophy they have much more to learn than to teach.
- Dean Inge

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first.
- Billy Sunday

It may be that when the angels go about their task praising God,
they play only Bach.
I am sure, however, that when they are together en
famille they play Mozart.
- Karl Barth

Among the smaller duties of life I hardly know any
one more important than that of not praising where praise is not due.
- Sydney Smith

Today they're praising you sky high,
place you on a pedestal and tomorrow they don't want to know you.
- Mark McGrath

The advantage of doing one's praising for oneself is
that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right places.
- Samuel Butler

We need people out talking about the President,
explaining, agreeing with and praising his actions.
- Robert Teeter

Whether the angels play only Bach praising God,
I am not quite sure.
I am sure, however, that en famille they play Mozart.
- Karl Barth

Praising the Lord and passing the ammunition are mutually exclusive ideas.
- Phil Donahue


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