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You made a lot of mistakes, and you wrote a lot of crap.
But it was all part of the learning process.
- Cynthia Weil

I'm not going to take this defeatist attitude and listen
to all this crap any more from all these people who
have nothing except doomsday to predict.
- Carroll Shelby

I ain't got no magical powers and mystical trips and all that kind of crap.
It's kind of silly.
- Charles Manson

I'm not about trying to be out here fighting and shooting,
stabbing and, you know, all that crap,
man.
- Tone Loc

 

I did not deal well with the politicians.
I tend to tell people that when they are full of crap,
that they are full of crap.
- Robert Crandall

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work,
talent, and discipline.
And that's why I just make up crap.
- Colin Mochrie

The world of this is a load of crap.
You get all these bloody people, so incredibly sycophantic.
- Charlie Watts

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Don't worry, be crappy.
Revolutionary means you ship and then test...
Lots of things made the first Mac in 1984 a piece of crap -
but it was a revolutionary piece of crap.
- Guy Kawasaki

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap.
They ought to call it the editor's choice.
It sure isn't based on sales.
- Howard Stern

When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books.
That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff.
- Mike Tyson

I hate most of what constitutes rock music,
which is basically middle-aged crap.
- Sting

Being a woman is really crap.
- Siobhan Fahey

But I have to grow out of it, because it's very boring,
really.
Even when you're telling people how crap you are,
you're still banging on about yourself.
- Emily Mortimer

Certain things in life are more important than the
usual crap that everyone strives for.
- James Taylor

All you have to do is to look like crap on film and
everyone thinks you're a brilliant actress.
Actually, all you've done is look like crap.
- Helen Mirren

I want to say 90% of stuff out there is just crap that got made.
The main point is that it got produced.
- Bill Sienkiewicz

Most modern comedy is crap.
- Adrian Edmondson

The art schools...
you get young kids doing the most vile and meaningless crap.
I think they believe every bit of it.
- Leonard Baskin

I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap.
- John Peel

Players lose you games, not tactics.
There's so much crap talked about tactics by people
who barely know how to win at dominoes.
- Brian Clough

My desire to participate in the business is not to make more crap.
- Lisa Bonet

I'm a crap guitarist and I find it really hard writing on my own.
- Siobhan Fahey

We are not special.
We are not crap or trash, either.
We just are.
We just are, and what happens just happens.
- Chuck Palahniuk

The whole business is built on ego, vanity,
self-satisfaction, and it's total crap to pretend it's not.
- George Michael

The jury could get the case as early as next week,
but the defense says they just want to introduce one
last-minute load of crap.
- Bill Maher

Although charismatic, James Dean is no Harrison Ford.
In the majority of his movies, sooner or later he got
the crap beaten out of him.
- Dean Koontz

My dad was a tyrant.
He used to physically beat the crap out of us.
- Dennis Wilson

AIDS is an absolutely tragic disease.
The argument about AIDS' being some kind of divine retribution is crap.
- Calvin Klein

Everything government touches turns to crap.
- Ringo Starr

I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken
for being a lousy free-throw shooter.
- Dennis Rodman

Nobody gives a crap about hockey down here -
nobody.
I coach kids' hockey down here and you can start to
see the disinterest in the game here with the kids.
- Bobby Hull

It's immoral that people make money out of writing crap,
but I try not to obsess about it.
I don't want to spend my life being angry.
- Stella McCartney

White people scare the crap out of me.
- Michael Moore

With all the horror in the world and all the crap that's going on,
for an hour and a half you go eat some popcorn and laugh with your friends.
That's what a movie is all about.
- Michael Rosenbaum

The news is the one thing the networks can point to with pride.
Everything else they do is crap, and they know it.
- Fred W. Friendly

Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot
of the other crap that is out there right now.
- Adam Rich

The crowd doesn't give a crap as long as you bring the money in.
- Guy Lafleur

A lot of modeling is how much crap you can take.
- Lauren Hutton

This is what you work for, putting all the other crap that you hear aside.
Just being able to participate in a World Series is pretty much everything.
But you do want to win!
- Bobby Bonilla

I thought Erica Jong's Fear of Flying was one of the
biggest pieces of crap that I've ever read in my life.
- Helen Reddy

When you think you're good, you will play at that level.
If you doubt yourself, you will play like crap.
- Kurt Russell

Ninety percent of everything is crap.
- Theodore Sturgeon

Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it,
then you've got something.
- Ed Wood

I was very much fascinated with the technology we had
that we could edit in the computer our compositions,
but all the sounds that were available on the market were crap.
- Miroslav Vitous

You know, I spend most of my life turning things down.
There's a lot of crap out there.
- Bea Arthur

I'm a mother with two small children,
so I don't take as much crap as I used to.
- Pamela Anderson

Learn your instrument.
Be honest.
Don't do anything phony.
There is so much crap floating around.
There is plenty of room for a bit of honest writing.
- Christine McVie

I think generally playing live is a crap idea.
So much of stage work is the presentation of personality,
and I've never been interested in that.
- Brian Eno

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest
answer to any problem is 90% crap.
- Aaron Allston

I've never worked for the sake of working.
There's probably enough crap out there for me not to add to it.
- Judy Davis

When you look at some of the most respected actors
there are and the crap that they're in...
it didn't used to be that way.
- Jason Patric

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially
profitable to dispense it.
- Dick Cavett

I think the main influence has been living in New York City.
Aside from all the crap around 9/11,
I find it very demanding to think amid all the noise and visual pollution.
- George Murray

Then I went through a whole bunch of crap with my lousy movies and pop records.
I had people behind me kind of steering me in that direction,
but it wasn't really my bag.
- Pia Zadora

There's so much crap talked about acting.
- Ben Kingsley

I've tried writing.
Two days later I'd go visit it and say,
Jesus Christ, who wrote this crap?
- Dennis Farina

I think the rock'n'roll myth of living on the edge is a pile of crap.
- Robert Smith

And if you're a golfer and you watch a golf film and Matt Damon swing,
and it's not great, then you're not going to believe in the golf story,
you're not going to believe in the rest of the film.
That's the whole movie, so if that swing looks like crap,
the movie's crap.
- Shia LaBeouf

We've got our football where no one wears anything
and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other,
and they can catch it and they can kick it,
and it's the only place it's played in the world.
- Rachel Griffiths

You can't think about how people will perceive you or your character.
All you can do is focus on your work.
The rest is up to the universe.
I've been acting for 16 years.
I've done 55 movies and, in all seriousness,
there's maybe five that are good and the rest are crap.
- Robert Patrick

I'm a geophysicist and all my earth science books when I was a student,
I had to give the wrong answer to get an A. We used
to ridicule continental drift.
It was something we laughed at.
We learned of Marshall Kay's geosynclinal cycle,
which is a bunch of crap.
- Robert Ballard

So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue,
and telling funny stories about how crap I am before
people have a chance to notice it for themselves and
think maybe I haven't realised.
- Emily Mortimer

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on,
and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you
can't believe the size of it and a thing sticks in
my foot and I just think it's the funniest thing that's ever happened to me.
- Danny DeVito

A guy is a lump like a doughnut.
So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him.
And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that
they pick up from beer commercials.
And then there's my personal favorite,
the male ego.
- Roseanne Barr

I think what sets this one apart is that there are
two horror movie icons finally battling each other.
You actually see them beat the crap out of each other
instead of just terrorizing the kids in the movie.
- Monica Keena

They amaze me most of those remixes.
Some of them are crap.
But every time I complain, someone comes up and says
they are for a different market that you don't understand.
Some of the New Order ones are really great,
though.
- Peter Hook

When I was a kid it was like, who could be the coolest?
Who could do the stupidest thing? And you knew it was a stupid thing to do,
but you would do it just so you could be the coolest guy.
And then you end up doing really cruel crap.
- Mike Judge

It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of
the reasons this show has survived is that it has a big heart at its center.
Other cartoon shows have people crap on each other and make racist jokes.
But I don't think people tune in for that.
I just don't think a show lasts for 10 years without a heart.
- Trey Parker

You know, I was crap.
But I had the commitment, and I had the understanding,
that the basis of football is skill on the ball,
and if you spend the time with it, you're gonna reap the rewards.
- Craig Johnston

Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with
a wooden coathanger and knocks him out.
You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger,
he'll beat the crap out of you.
- Mickey Spillane

To keep it simple you run your gym like you run your house.
Keep it clean and in good running order.
No jerks allowed, members pay on time and if they give you any crap,
throw them out.
There's peace where there's order.
- Joe Gold


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