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Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60.
They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall.
- Frank Lloyd Wright

Related topics: Cynical

God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.
- Margaret Forster

God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.
- Lynn Redgrave

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie...
a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
- George Orwell

 

The movies were custard compared to politics.
- Nancy Reagan

And what's interesting about him as a comic character
is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.
- Rowan Atkinson

The difference between management and administration
(which is what bureaucrats used to do exclusively)
is the difference between choice and rigidity.
- Robert Heller

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Amateur bureaucrats are often even worse than professional bureaucrats.
- John McCarthy

Journalists are supposed to be skeptical,
that's what keeps them digging rather than simply accepting the official line,
whether it comes from government or corporate bureaucrats.
- Linda Chavez

I was a woman in a man's world.
I was a Democrat in a Republican administration.
I was an intellectual in a world of bureaucrats.
I talked differently.
This may have made me a bit like an ink blot.
- Jeane Kirkpatrick

Having federal officials, whether judges,
bureaucrats, or congressmen, impose a new definition
of marriage on the people is an act of social engineering
profoundly hostile to liberty.
- Ron Paul

Mystical references to society and its programs to
help may warm the hearts of the gullible but what it
really means is putting more power in the hands of bureaucrats.
- Thomas Sowell

Any change is resisted because bureaucrats have a vested
interest in the chaos in which they exist.
- Richard M. Nixon

How can faceless bureaucrats in an intelligence agency
deny brave soldiers a chance to tell the truth?
- Curt Weldon

You will never understand bureaucracies until you understand
that for bureaucrats procedure is everything and outcomes are nothing.
- Thomas Sowell

Medical professionals, not insurance company bureaucrats,
should be making health care decisions.
- Barbara Boxer

Most managers were trained to be the thing they most despise -
bureaucrats.
- Alvin Toffler

More harm was done in the 20th century by faceless
bureaucrats than tyrant dictators.
- Dennis Prager

Ten-year-old boys move differently than middle-aged women,
who move differently than athletic guys,
who move differently than government bureaucrats.
- Brad Bird

I joined the city government, and we start to operate
as the bureaucrats on the local level,
so we were the only ones in the whole Russian team
who were experienced in practical bureaucratic management
in the complicated condition of 1990.
- Anatoly Chubais

I can't help thinking if she - the director of a government agency -
is this ignorant about what funding is available and
where the money comes from -
how often lower-level bureaucrats must give wrong answers
when people are looking for help to start a business.
- Matthew Lesko

I would never jeopardize classified information to
be brought out to the public.
This information is all open source.
There is no reason to worry about classification.
It is simply an attempt by bureaucrats to cover their rear ends.
- Curt Weldon

I'm against big bureaucracy in Washington making health care decisions.
I just have an aversion to bureaucrats.
But it's not just government bureaucrats.
I don't like HMO bureaucrats and insurance company bureaucrats either.
- Gary Bauer

The future is not Big Government.
Self-serving politicians.
Powerful bureaucrats.
This has been tried, tested throughout history.
The result has always been disaster.
President Obama, your agenda is not new.
It's not change, and it's not hope.
- Rush Limbaugh

Nothing is worse, or more of a breach of the social
contract between citizen and state,
than for government officials, bureaucrats and agencies
to waste the money entrusted to them by the people they serve.
- Bob Riley

Bureaucracies are inherently antidemocratic.
Bureaucrats derive their power from their position in the structure,
not from their relations with the people they are supposed to serve.
The people are not masters of the bureaucracy,
but its clients.
- Alan Keyes

The War on Drugs employs millions - politicians,
bureaucrats, policemen, and now the military -
that probably couldn't find a place for their dubious
talents in a free market,
unless they were to sell pencils from a tin cup on street corners.
- L. Neil Smith

God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
the courage to change the things I can;
and the wisdom to know the difference.
- Reinhold Niebuhr (Serenity Prayer)

I am a Passionate Observer of Life.
I See the events, feel the emotions,
and recognize the difference.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.
- the character Morpheus in the movie The Matrix

It's the Consciousness with which we participate
in activities that makes the difference.
- Michael Beckwith

I never considered a difference of opinion
in politics, in religion, in philosophy,
as cause for withdrawing from a friend.
- Thomas Jefferson

The difference between the impossible and the possible
lies in a persons determination.
- Tommy Lasorda

A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference.
- A. A. Milne (Winnie-The-Pooh)

The difference between what we do
and what we are capable of doing
would suffice to solve most of the world's problem.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

The difference between a successful person and others
is not a lack of strength,
not a lack of knowledge,
but rather a lack of will.
- Vince Lombardi

Know the power of perspective.
Be a passionate observer of life.
See the events, feel the emotions,
and recognize the difference.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The difference between work and play lies 100%
in the attitude of the participant.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There's a world of difference between truth and facts.
Facts can obscure truth.
- Maya Angelou

You should never be content with so little,
when you can reach out for something big.
- Charles L. Allen
(This quote is about making a big difference
in the world - not about greed)

I will act as if what I do makes a difference.
- William James

Calm provides clarity. Pause to consider
the gifts you have been given,
the difference you have made
and the direction in which you are headed.
- Anonymous

In matters of truth and justice,
there is no difference between large and small problems,
for issues concerning the treatment of people are all the same.
- Albert Einstein

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
- Winston Churchill

Whenever you're in conflict with someone,
there is one factor that can make the difference
between damaging your relationship and deepening it.
That factor is attitude.
- William James

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
- Jimmy Johnson

If humanity does not opt for integrity we are through completely.
It is absolutely touch and go.
Each one of us could make the difference.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

Two little words that can make the difference: START NOW.
- Mary C. Crowley

Fear of difference is fear of life itself.
- M. P. Follett

Almost nothing you worry about today
will matter in a hundred years.
Think carefully about what you can focus on today.
Choose tasks that will actually make a positive difference
to your great-grandchildren.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The difference between men friends and women friends
is that men tend to do things together,
women tend to just be together.
- Art Jahnke

It's the little things you do
that can make a big difference.
What are you attempting to accomplish?
What little thing can you do today
that will make you more effective?
You are probably only one step away from greatness.
- Bob Proctor

Be an Observer of Life.
See the events, feel the emotions,
and recognize the difference.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Understand the difference between "failing,"
which each of us does often,
and "being a failure,"
which is a state of mind no one should
ever allow themself to fall into.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

There's a big difference between a handout and a helping hand.
One's charity, the other's friendship.
- Little Joe' Cartwright in Bonanza - Rain from Heaven

Each of us is of infinite value,
and each of us has the ability to make
a profound difference in the lives we touch.
We leave our most profoundly positive impact
on those around us by the nature of our lives
and the example we set -
not by how busy we are,
or how important we believe we are.
Setting an example of being loving, relaxed and joyful,
regardless of external circumstances,
is a great legacy for our family and for the world.
Self importance - ego - is not a path to happiness.
Focusing one's whole life on responsibilities,
without taking time for self-renewal and play,
abandons the joy and the true value of life.
I want my tombstone to read, "Inspired others,"
rather than, "Never missed a day at the office."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The difference between stupidity and genius
is that genius has its limits.
- Albert Einstein

The "stories" we choose to tell about our past
are never what a video camera would have recorded.
We can tell a sad story or a happy story,
and neither story is either
more accurate or "better" than the other story.
The difference is that one story causes us to suffer,
while the other brings us joy. I choose joy.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The difference between school and life?
In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test.
In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
- Tom Bodett

It's easy to make a buck.
It's a lot tougher to make a difference.
- Tom Brokaw

Do you know the difference between education and experience?
Education is when you read the fine print;
experience is what you get when you don't.
- Pete Seeger

I don't know, I don't care,
and it doesn't make any difference!
- Albert Einstein

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice there is.
- Yogi Berra

There is more difference in the quality
of our pleasures than in the amount.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Difference of opinion is advantageous in religion.
The several sects perform the office of a Censor -
over each other.
- Thomas Jefferson

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux
pas depends on what kind of a bar you're in.
- Wilson Mizner

I don't paint things.
I only paint the difference between things.
- Henri Matisse

There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner:
that,
in the dinner, the sweets come last.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

Act as if what you do makes a difference.
It does.
- William James

The difference in golf and government is that in golf
you can't improve your lie.
- George Deukmejian

The big difference between sex for money and sex for
free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
- Brendan Behan


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