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Darts Quotes

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All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days,
well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal,
but not when you're playing darts.
- Eric Bristow

This discourse, and the present frame of my mind,
lead me rather to speak to those, who by feeling Satan's fiery darts,
know assuredly that there is a devil.
- George Whitefield

I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados;
10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an hour a day.
Get paid for that as well.
- Eric Bristow

There's only one word for that - magic darts!
- Sid Waddell

 

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers
in overall body strength.
- Sid Waddell

But here's the deal: If I were smart,
I could figure out curling.
If I were even smarter, I could figure out why people
would actually watch other people doing it.
I have tried.
I can't.
I can't even figure out the object of the game.
Is it like darts? I just don't get it.
- Bob Schieffer

It took me about 10 years to get rid of.
I'm all right now, though, lovely, I'm throwing some
nice darts at the moment,
but every now and then I get a bit of a jump.
I wish I could find a cure, I'd make a bloody fortune.
- Eric Bristow

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The average American's day planner has fewer holes
in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
- Dennis Miller

A sudden dart when a little over a hundred feet from the end of the track,
or a little over 120 feet from the point at which it rose into the air,
ended the flight.
- Orville Wright

Nothing good bursts forth all at once.
The lightning may dart out of a black cloud;
but the day sends his bright heralds before him,
to prepare the world for his coming.
- Augustus Hare

With care, and skill, and cunning art,
She parried Time's malicious dart, And kept the years at bay,
Till passion entered in her heart and aged her in a day!
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Dick Dart emerged from the ether during a flight from
New York with my wife and children to Puerto Rico.
- Peter Straub

Fantastic tyrant of the amorous heart.
How hard thy yoke, how cruel thy dart.
Those escape your anger who refuse your sway,
and those are punished most, who most obey.
- Matthew Prior

The whole community of people with disabilities was alive,
politically alive.
I give Justin Dart credit for that.
He traveled to every state in the country.
He really made people with disabilities understand
that they had some political power.
- Major Owens

Great minds discuss ideas;
average minds discuss events;
small minds discuss people.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Through pride we are ever deceiving ourselves.
But deep down below the surface of the average conscience
a still, small voice says to us, something is out of tune.
- Carl Jung

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American
recently passed each other in opposite directions.
- George Carlin

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that
he has descended from man.
- H. L. Mencken

Think of how stupid the average person is,
and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
- Andy Rooney

Under the Environmental Protection Agency's Energy Star Program,
homes are independently verified to be measurably more
energy efficient than average houses.
- Melissa Bean

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys
on a minor planet of a very average star.
But we can understand the Universe.
That makes us something very special.
- Stephen Hawking

The best argument against democracy is
a five-minute conversation with the average voter.
- Winston Churchill

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband
a month before she marries him
and what she thinks of him a year afterward,
and you will have the truth about him.
- H. L. Mencken

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at
seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
- Jean Kerr

The average American is nothing if not patriotic.
- Herbert Croly

I am regularly asked what the average Internet user
can do to ensure his security.
My first answer is usually 'Nothing;
you're screwed'.
- Bruce Scheneier

America believes in education: the average professor
earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
- Evan Esar

What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant
intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
- Sigmund Freud

Half the people you know are below average.
- Anonymous

A fairly bright boy is far more intelligent and far
better company than the average adult.
- John B. S. Haldane

My state has the highest child poverty rate in all of New England,
above the national average.
- Patrick J. Kennedy

When interest rates are high you want the average direction
in which interest rates are moving to be downward;
when interest rates are low you want the average direction to be upward.
- John Hull

Every normal person, in fact, is only normal on the average.
His ego approximates to that of the psychotic in some
part or other and to a greater or lesser extent.
- Sigmund Freud

What this loss means will be appreciated from the statement
that one bushel of wheat contains sufficient energy
to support the average working man for 15 days.
- David F. Houston

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things,
and small people talk about wine.
- Fran Lebowitz

On the average, five times as many people read the
headline as read the body copy.
When you have written your headline,
you have spent eighty cents out of your dollar.
- David Ogilvy

The average adult laughs 15 times a day;
the average child,
more than 400 times.
- Martha Beck

The average man is a conformist, accepting miseries
and disasters with the stoicism of a cow standing in the rain.
- Colin Wilson

The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience,
the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.
- Marcus Tullius Cicero

I was stranded in Disco.
I went to dozens of darkened places with enough flashing
lights to drive the average person mad.
I felt lost in the pulse of sheer panic.
- Martha Reeves

Average real wages in Mexican manufacturing are lower
than they were 10 years ago,
if you can believe that.
- Stephen F. Lynch

Both politicians and journalists face situations which
strain their honesty and humanity.
My opinion is that politicians on the average stand
up somewhat better than journalists.
- John McCarthy

On average, Australians watch more than three hours of television a day,
compared with 12 minutes a day spent by the average
couple talking to each other.
- Hugh Mackay

I am persuaded that the world has been tricked into adopting
some false and most pernicious notions about consistency -
and to such a degree that the average man has
turned the rights and wrongs of things entirely around
and is proud to be "consistent," unchanging, immovable, fossilized,
where it should be his humiliation.
- Mark Twain

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong,
all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
- Garrison Keillor

In one century, we've added 28 years to our average life span -
a change so rapid that our brains couldn't possibly
have evolved to accommodate it.
- Martha Beck

According to USA today, the average length of an attention
span of a man in America is 23 minutes.
- Robert Fripp

For me the writing, when I'm going to direct it myself,
is really just the first draft, and I don't change it very much;
I only change it on average about two lines per movie.
- John Sayles

Children laugh an average of three hundred or more times a day;
adults laugh an average of five times a day,
we have a lot of catching up to do.
- Heather King

The professionals are going to be joined by the average Joe.
Everybody's a publisher.
- Eric Brown

The average voter has to hear a point seven times before it registers.
- Paul Weyrich

I've always had a problem with the average macho man -
they've always been a threat to me.
- Kurt Cobain

In my first season I took 76 wickets at an average of less than 5 runs.
- Harold Larwood

Refuse to be average.
Let your heart soar as high as it will.
- Aiden Wilson Tozer

The susceptibility of the average modern to pictorial
suggestion enables advertising to exploit his lessened power of judgment.
- Johan Huizinga

I'm an average person.
- Jim Hodges

I personally think that we can win the World Cup.
We are improving with every game.
With such a young average age in the squad we can only carry on improving.
- Ruud van Nistelrooy

The average housewife goes to the restaurant to relax and enjoy the food.
But when Eva walks in, she becomes the center of attention.
- Eva Gabor

I, uh, don't think I'm, y'know, so different than your average,
y'know, average.
- Jeff Goldblum

The hardest struggle of all is to be something different
from what the average man is.
- Robert H. Schuller

The average man does not know what to do with this life,
yet wants another one which will last forever.
- Anatole France

I had the benefit of experiencing a hundred times more than the average kid.
I don't look back with regret at all.
It was the best life ever.
- Corin Nemec

Ain't no man can avoid being born average,
but there ain't no man got to be common.
- Satchel Paige

Sadly, this is the same old Republican story of Robin Hood in reverse -
tax cuts for the rich while programs for average and
low income Americans suffer.
- Jose Serrano

They say the average person can't make a living in art...
but if you tell me there's something I can't do,
that's what I have to do.
- George Sutherland

Do a little bit more than average and from that point
on our progress multiplies itself out of all proportion to the effort put in.
- Paul J. Meyer

The first trip of the Pony Express was made in ten days -
an average of two hundred miles a day.
But we soon began stretching our riders and making better time.
- Buffalo Bill

In addition, California spends nearly $1 billion a
year in Medi-Cal services for an average of 780,000
illegal immigrants a month,
over and above emergency health services.
- Elton Gallegly

The average estimate themselves by what they do,
the above average by what they are.
- Charles Edwards

I've never professed to be anything but an average student.
- Dan Quayle


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