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Dumb Quotes

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Praying is important when you wake up
at two o'clock in the morning
feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before.
- Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts

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Too clever is dumb.
- Ogden Nash

A person is smart. People are dumb,
panicky dangerous animals and you know it.
Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew
the Earth was the center of the universe.
Five hundred years ago,
everybody knew the Earth was flat,
and fifteen minutes ago,
you knew that humans were alone on this planet.
Imagine what you'll know tomorrow.
- the movie Men in Black

When I was 18, I thought my father was pretty dumb.
After a while when I got to be 21, I was amazed to
find out how much he'd learned in three years.
- Frank Butler

 

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...
and I also know that I'm not blonde.
- Dolly Parton

I know a lot of people think I'm dumb.
Well, at least I ain't no educated fool.
- Leon Spinks

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth
he forgot to cut the cord.
For a year that kid followed me everywhere.
It was like having a dog on a leash.
- Joan Rivers

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I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.
- Terry Bradshaw

When you work you are a flute through whose heart the
whispering of the hours turns to music.
Which of you would be a reed, dumb and silent,
when all else sings together in unison?
- Khalil Gibran

Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation -
that's what I called it.
I thought if we could live through this,
we could live through anything.
- Courtney Love

I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director,
if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend.
- George Lindsey

Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb
enough to work at your company.
- Scott Adams

Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers
are caught is through the help of the public.
- Pat Brown

So many shows out there dumb-down the country.
It's so admirable to be part of a show that wants people to think.
- David Krumholtz

God hears no more than the heart speaks;
and if the heart be dumb,
God will certainly be deaf.
- Thomas Brooks

I am dumb when it comes to learning dance steps.
- Mia Kirshner

Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics,
and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there.
- Orson Welles

I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.
- Jim Fowler

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb.
Dumb is just not knowing.
Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
- Jessica Simpson

I always said you have to be really smart or really
dumb to play this game well.
I just don't know where I fit in.
- Beth Daniel

Only dumb people are happy.
- Courtney Love

Nature makes only dumb animals.
We owe the fools to society.
- Honore de Balzac

Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13.
Maybe they can't comprehend that the Braves have only
won one World Series in those 13 years.
- Tim Hudson

Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.
- Solomon Short

Generally speaking, actors are allowed NO input.
Actors are dumb.
- Dirk Benedict

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
- George S. Patton

Without philosophy, history is always for me dead and dumb.
- Ferdinand Christian Baur

What we think of as our sensitivity is only the higher
evolution of terror in a poor dumb beast.
We suffer for nothing.
Our own death wish is our only real tragedy.
- Mario Puzo

I'd played dumbasses a lot.
On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.
- Lisa Kudrow

I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.
- Patricia Neal

More than anything else, we need in this society the
opportunity for people to tell us what they think without
being told that they're either dumb,
or stupid, or uninformed.
- Brian Lamb

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy.
I can be.
- Goldie Hawn

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb.
Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
- Aaron Allston

Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive.
If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb.
- Brian Setzer

Watch me when people say deaf and dumb,
or deaf mute, and I give them a look like you might
get if you called Denzel Washington the wrong name.
- Marlee Matlin

I hate it when people talk about Buffy as being campy...
I hate camp, I don't enjoy dumb TV.
I believe Aaron Spelling has single-handedly lowered SAT scores.
- Joss Whedon

I've always thought those guys are really funny.
And I love Dumb and Dumber, Kingpin and Mary.
- David Zucker

I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret
something I did that was kinda dumb.
- Bobby Knight

I'm really, really dumb about describing wine,
but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.
- Esai Morales

Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple.
Because they don't have to be anything else.
- Orson Welles

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific
problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
- Richard P. Feynman

I was so wild and crazy and dumb in my car.
It didn't run but 30 miles an hour.
You made do.
- Muddy Waters

Most beautiful dumb girls think they are smart and get away with it,
because other people, on the whole, aren't much smarter.
- Louise Brooks

Being in politics is like being a football coach.
You have to be smart enough to understand the game,
and dumb enough to think it's important.
- Eugene McCarthy

He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed
word can strike dumb the loquacious,
is a genius or a hero.
- Johann Kaspar Lavater

When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and
over again and keep the audience's attention without
extraordinary physical equipment.
- Judy Holliday

It's a dumb question, because I don't look at things as a black director,
just as a director, so ask me as a director first and
we can segue into the colour thing later.
- Antoine Fuqua

Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron.
He's really dumb.
- Aaron McGruder

I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.
- Orrin Hatch

Drugs have nothing to do with the creation of music.
In fact, they are dumb and self indulgent.
Kind of like sucking your thumb!
- Courtney Love

If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture,
I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Well, first I studied piano.
I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb...
and repressive.
- Luc Ferrari

Books are the carriers of civilization.
Without books, history is silent, literature dumb,
science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill.
- Barbara Tuchman

Yeah I called her up. She gave me a bunch of ...
about me not listening to her, or something.
I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
- the movie Dumb & Dumber (1994)

To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full
of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.
- John Hewson

I'm not dumb.
I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
- Bill Watterson

Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell,
wandering the world, meaning no harm.
- Graham Greene

Blonde is dumb comedy, red hair is smart,
sexy comedy.
- Lisa Kudrow

When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind.
- Maurice Gibb

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart.
We're in the middle.
- Daniel Johns

Pretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age.
- Friedrich Durrenmatt

Girls have an unfair advantage over men:
if they can't get what they want by being smart,
they can get it by being dumb.
- Yul Brynner

On their own merits modest men are dumb.
- George Colman

Newspapermen ask dumb questions.
They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.
- Sonny Liston

I don't think you need to dumb down to a child,
you merely have to be clear, you know?
- Mary Chapin Carpenter

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell.
Did I mention I'm stupid?
- Eminem

You have to get the audience invested even if you're
doing something that they think is dumb,
it's kind of what these movies are all about.
- Halle Berry

The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world.
It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills.
They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
- Jack Black

I don't believe in elitism.
I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me.
I am the audience.
- Quentin Tarantino


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