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Fat Quotes

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A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.
- George Herbert

Related topics: Legal

The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
- Albert Einstein

I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous

A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard

 

I don't mind that I'm fat.
You still get the same money.
- Marlon Brando

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.
- Jack LaLanne

It's not about weight, it's about fitness,
and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat,
because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.
- Deborah Bull

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I found there was only one way to look thin:
hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
- Joan Rivers

I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift,
run, diet and work.
- Hank Stram

Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods -
these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving
them raw materials for building body fat.
- Neal Barnard

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar.
Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat,
milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.
- Gene Tunney

Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy,
what will people think of me?' But they were converted and sometimes surprised.
- Daniel Pinkwater

He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit,
my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said,
'You mean you don't have one on?'
- Joe Viterelli

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought,
Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.
- Kirstie Alley

That fat speed that I love, that sensation,
that's what I want.
- Picabo Street

It's okay to be a fat man.
It's prestige and power and all of that.
But fat women are seen as just lazy and stupid and having no self-control.
- Camryn Manheim

I like fat people more then I like thin people,
things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
- Lloyd Kaufman

Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.
- Hermann Goering

I have lived my life in a culture that hates fat people.
- Camryn Manheim

I've never been able to understand why a Republican
contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor
of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.
- Ronald Reagan

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've
changed your life by saying,
'Farewell to Fat'.
- Richard Simmons

I am the one who got myself fat, who did all the eating.
So I had to take full responsibility for it.
- Kirstie Alley

Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.
- Katherine Whitehorn

I would just like to say that opera is no longer about
fat people in breastplates shattering wine glasses.
- Lesley Garrett

What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight
record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear.
- Sinead O'Connor

A broken heart is what makes life so wonderful five years later,
when you see the guy in an elevator and he is fat and
smoking a cigar and saying long-time-no-see.
- Phyllis Battelle

I had to gain weight until I looked like a seal so
I could compete with the real whores who played the other roles.
I was fat as a barrel.
- Victoria Abril

I may have exaggerated a bit when I said that 80 per
cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.
What I meant to say was 75 per cent of the top 100 women are fat pigs.
- Richard Krajicek

There's now a Fat Tony doll, which cracks me up.
But you feel honored that they asked you to do a voice.
- Joe Mantegna

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
- Jackie Gleason

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men,
unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president
how to act on a public stage.
- Jimmy Breslin

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,'
'round' and 'large.' I thought,
'Come on, we're fat.'
- Kirstie Alley

It's okay to be fat.
So you're fat.
Just be fat and shut up about it.
- Roseanne Barr

We feel it's unacceptable to be fat,
when it has nothing to do with who the person actually is.
- Gwyneth Paltrow

Writing for me is cutting out the fat and getting to the meaning.
- James McBride

I put on the fat suit and went outside and walked around.
I was really nervous about being found out,
but nobody would even make eye contact with me.
It really upset me.
- Gwyneth Paltrow

Americans like fat books and thin women.
- Russell Baker

Would you rather have butter or guns? Preparedness makes us powerful.
Butter merely makes us fat.
- Hermann Goering

No, that's not it.
The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday's.
Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?
- Benny Green

No fashion has ever been created expressly for the
lean purse or for the fat woman:
the dressmaker's ideal is the thin millionaires.
- Katherine Fullerton Gerould

Well, I mean she's of a certain biological age but
she didn't have to go around with fat patches and stuff.
- Stockard Channing

Fat is one of the chief enemies of the heart because
it has to be plentifully supplied with blood and thus
needlessly increases the pumping load that the heart must sustain.
- Gene Tunney

As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting,
big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face.
- Edith Piaf

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old,
singing the blues, you know?
- Joe Cocker

Their diet is basically boiled vegetables,
fish and rice.
No fat, no sugar.
You notice when you live there that there are no fat people.
- Arsene Wenger

I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.
- Elizabeth Hurley

Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.
- Peter Boyle

I don't want to play the fat guy or the friend for the rest of my life.
- Sean Astin

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.
- St.
Jerome

You're not ethnic enough.
You're not fat enough.
You're not thin enough.
You're not blond enough.
You're not dark enough.
You're not young enough.
You're not old enough.
- Nia Vardalos

Well, for Blow I had to age from 20 to 60,
starting out in shape and then later putting on fat pads.
- Ray Liotta

Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in.
- Kingsley Amis

The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with
before joining the 'Experience and it was put together
as a song writing situation.
- Noel Redding

Eating properly is great.
I mean you cut the fat down, cut the cholesterol out,
but still you got to get your rest and you got to have some form of exercise.
- Mike Ditka

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
- Walt Whitman

I walked out of the Chinese restaurant with a fat check,
a record deal, and a box of shrimp egg foo yung!
- Solomon Burke

In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo,
and I always will be.
- Gloria Steinem

Congealed fat is pretty much the same,
irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.
- Clement Freud

I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight,
but I can sing.
- Kate Smith

If you've got a big gut and you start doing sit-ups,
you are going to get bigger because you build up the muscle.
You've got to get rid of that fat!
How do you get rid of fat? By changing your diet.
- Jack LaLanne

So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and
the most descriptive way to say it.
- Camryn Manheim

They call it The New Avengers but it's really the old
Avengers with new people except for me,
looking rather fat and rather old.
- Patrick Macnee

There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be,
which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging from the breast.
- Charles Baudelaire

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.
- Jerry O'Connell

I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think,
If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat.
I'd come up with all these stupid reasons why it would be OK to be fat.
- Kirstie Alley

I was rather a fat little boy.
- Cyril Cusack


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