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Golf Quotes

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Golf is played by twenty million mature American men
whose wives think they are out having fun.
- Jim Bishop

Related topics: Sports

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a
ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
- Woodrow Wilson

Golf is a game in which you yell "fore,"
shoot six,
and write down five.
- Paul Harvey

Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.
- Roger Kahn

 

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
- Al Boliska

I get to play golf for a living.
What more can you ask for - getting paid for doing what you love.
- Tiger Woods

He has the finest, fundamentally sound golf swing I've ever seen.
- Jack Nicklaus

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Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club,
don't you?
- Ben Hogan

I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
- Gerald R. Ford

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately.
Ring the nearest golf course.
- Groucho Marx

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.
Just how childlike golf players become is proven by
their frequent inability to count past five.
- John Updike

Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
- William Wordsworth

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite
of what you are inclined to do,
and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
- Ben Hogan

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one,
particularly if he plays golf.
- Bertrand Russell

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place
the world is when one is playing golf.
- Robert Wilson Lynd

I don't want to play golf.
When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.
- Rogers Hornsby

Golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Mark Twain

If you got the game, you got the game.
That's why Tiger Woods is out there playing golf with Greg Norman.
- Shaquille O'Neal

The difference in golf and government is that in golf
you can't improve your lie.
- George Deukmejian

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner,
and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
- Jack Benny

If you watch a game, it's fun.
If you play it, it's recreation.
If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club,
they'd starve to death.
- Sam Snead

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
- Billy Graham

I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet
mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green.
- Ernest Hemingway

Hockey is a sport for white men.
Basketball is a sport for black men.
Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
- Tiger Woods

If you think it's hard to meet new people,
try picking up the wrong golf ball.
- Jack Lemmon

Don't play too much golf.
Two rounds a day are plenty.
- Harry Vardon

Give your time and efforts freely or not at all.
When you are tempted to say,
"Oh, if I have to, I'll skip my golf game
and watch my daughter play soccer," don't do it.
Either generate the heart-felt emotion
to make the free-will gift,
"I'd love to watch your game today, Sandy,"
or the honesty to decline the request gracefully.
Martyrdom doesn't create happiness
for any of the parties involved.
An honest, "No" is preferable to a coerced "Yes."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I challenge myself everywhere, onstage,
on the golf course.
Hey, isn't that the point of it all? To keep getting
better? Otherwise why do it?
- Hal Linden

I don't like to watch golf on television because I
can't stand people who whisper.
- David Brenner

If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National.
I just don't want an early tee time.
- Gary Player

I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
- Ben Hogan

I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards.
I have no butt.
You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.
- Dennis Quaid

I adore the game of golf.
I won't ever retire.
- Lee Trevino

I get way more nervous playing golf in front of 500
people than being on stage in front of 20,000 people.
- Justin Timberlake

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball.
I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
- Hank Aaron

Golf has become so manicured, so perfect.
The greens, the fairways.
I don't like golf carts.
I like walking.
Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart.
- Robert Redford

I'm not interested in a film about golf but I am interested in golf as a metaphor.
- Robert Redford

When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf.
When I win, it is better.
- Chi Chi Rodriguez

For example, in my district there are visitors from
all over the world who are drawn to our beautiful beaches,
recreational lakes, habitat wildlife preserves and golf courses.
- Mark Foley

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy,
overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody
who owns hideous clothing.
- Dave Barry

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.
- Don Herold

That's the difference between golf and many other sports.
You go to some other sporting events,
they just leave you or give you the cold shoulder and move on.
- Bernhard Langer

Golf will grow so long as it's fun.
- Tom Watson

Golf is a search for perfection, for balance.
It's about meditation and concentration.
You have to use hand and brain.
- Celine Dion

In tennis, you can make a couple of mistakes and still win.
Not in golf.
I played three rounds in that Tahoe event,
and I was drained.
Mentally, not physically.
- Pete Sampras

It's nice to win.
I'll never win again.
I may have to take up golf - take on Tiger.
- Lance Armstrong

Golf isn't just my business, it's my hobby.
- Lee Trevino

My golf is woeful but I will never surrender.
- Bing Crosby

I like to play golf.
I like to shoot hoops.
- Justin Timberlake

I know this golf tournament has my name on it but it's not about me.
It's about the Louisiana Tech family.
There is nothing greater than being a part of the Bulldog family.
- Terry Bradshaw

I'm addicted.
I'm addicted to golf.
- Tiger Woods

A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors.
- Frank Butler

Golf is the hardest game in the world.
There is no way you can ever get it.
Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place.
- Ben Crenshaw

I have a project at HBO and one at the Family Channel
coming that are being looked at.
Aside from that I am not doing much more than playing golf and some skiing.
- Gil Gerard

I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs.
- Delta Burke

He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.
- Mickey Mantle

Golf without bunkers and hazards would be tame and monotonous.
So would life.
- B. C. Forbes

Well, they're Southern people, and if they know you
are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee.
But they wouldn't dream of interrupting you at golf.
- Harper Lee

They call it golf because all the other four-letter words were taken.
- Ray Floyd

You can spend the money on new housing for poor people and the homeless,
or you can spend it on a football stadium or a golf course.
- Jello Biafra

There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be
improved upon if you practice.
- Patty Berg

I wore that same shirt yesterday playing golf.
There goes the Nike account.
- Leslie Nielsen

As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess,
but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try
and somehow make par from them.
I thought that was fun.
- Tiger Woods

Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course...
the space between your ears.
- Bobby Jones

Years ago we discovered the exact point,
the dead center of middle age.
It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and
too old to rush up to the net.
- Franklin Pierce Adams

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.
- Harvey Penick

If you break 100, watch your golf.
If you break 80, watch your business.
- Joey Adams

All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.
- Mickey Gilley

You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities.
- Joe Mantegna


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