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Invented Quotes

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The judicial system is the most expensive machine ever
invented for finding out what happened and what to do about it.
- Irving R. Kaufman

Related topics: History

Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity-
but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money.
- Earl Warren

In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the
most exquisite form of torture ever known to man:
survival.
- Edward Everett Hale

If somebody invented cigarettes today,
the government would not legalize them.
- Loni Anderson

 

Work is a necessity for man.
Man invented the alarm clock.
- Pablo Picasso

Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell [attributed]
(Commissioner, US Patent Office, in 1899)

Technology has to be invented or adopted.
- Jared Diamond

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I just invent, then wait until man comes around to
needing what I've invented.
- R. Buckminster Fuller

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease
and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
- Victor Borge

I will always find even the worst paintings that attempt
some kind of representation better than the best invented paintings.
- Balthus

The thing I would most like to see invented is a way
of teaching children and grown-ups the difference between right and wrong.
- Robert Maxwell

One of my other nicknames was Thomas Edison,
because I invented so many moves.
- Earl Monroe

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving
them something to ignore.
- Ogden Nash

By jove, no wonder women don't love war nor understand it,
nor can operate in it as a rule; it takes a man to
suffer what other men have invented.
- Janet Flanner

Nobody ever invented a polite word for a killing yet.
- Thelma Ritter

No one has ever written, painted, sculpted,
modeled, built, or invented except literally to get out of hell.
- Antonin Artaud

The idea that religion and politics don't mix was invented
by the Devil to keep Christians from running their own country.
- Jerry Falwell

Most people are really stunned to find out that the
technology has been around for more than 100 years,
and that the diesel engine was in fact invented to run on vegetable oil.
- Daryl Hannah

I invented my life by taking for granted that everything
I did not like would have an opposite,
which I would like.
- Coco Chanel

I never fantasized or invented a thing,
not one thing.
I knew every single thing I ever wrote about.
- Marguerite Young

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients
as an excuse for getting drunk.
- Ambrose Bierce

The Dodo never had a chance.
He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose
of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for.
- Will Cuppy

The true success is the person who invented himself.
- Al Goldstein

Casey knew his baseball.
He only made it look like he was fooling around.
He knew every move that was ever invented and some
that we haven't even caught on to yet.
- Sparky Anderson

Matter of fact, the style that people use today,
I invented in a way.
- John Milius

Maybe my caveman ancestors invented the wheel or something.
I'm not sure.
- Brendan Fraser

In the old days when people invented a new function
they had something useful in mind.
- Henri Poincare

There's no denying that television is one of the most
powerful propaganda media we've ever invented.
- Jim Fowler

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented.
- Leo Rosten

They say that women talk too much.
If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men.
- Clare Boothe Luce

It is quite annoying that we have to change the sound
we invented just to avoid sounding like people who simply copy us,
but...
it is flattering and of course challenging.
- Jonathan Davis

Triple tonguing? It was sort of invented.
It wasn't in the script.
It was something that I came up with.
- Famke Janssen

No one person invented Mulberry.
The knowledge that we had to have this floating harbor slowly grew.
- Lord Mountbatten

We have invented a new human right here -
the right to return home after a war.
- Paddy Ashdown

Every perfect life is a parable invented by God.
- Simone Weil

Shame is an unhappy emotion invented by pietists in
order to exploit the human race.
- Blake Edwards

As far as I'm concerned, "whom" is a word that was
invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
- Calvin Trillin

It's the movies that have really been running things
in America ever since they were invented.
They show you what to do, how to do it,
when to do it, how to feel about it,
and how to look how you feel about it.
- Andy Warhol

In the name of Hippocrates, doctors have invented the
most exquisite form of torture ever known to man:
survival.
- Luis Bunuel

The first of these phases is that of grammar,
invented by the Greeks and carried on unchanged by the French.
It never had any philosophical view of a language as such.
- Ferdinand de Saussure

Music was invented to confirm human loneliness.
- Lawrence Durrell

Anyone wishing to communicate with Americans should do so by e-mail,
which has been specially invented for the purpose,
involving neither physical proximity nor speech.
- Auberon Waugh

Matrimony; the high sea for which no compass has yet been invented.
- Heinrich Heine

His was a great sin who first invented consciousness.
Let us lose it for a few hours.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald

In 1905 Albert discovered Relativity,
in 1906 he invented Rock and Roll.
- Yahoo Serious

I wish I had invented blue jeans.
They have expression, modesty, sex appeal,
simplicity - all I hope for in my clothes.
- Yves Saint Laurent

Nothing is invented and perfected at the same time.
- John Ray

But for me, it was a code I myself had invented!
Yet I could not read it.
- Erno Rubik

God invented mankind because he loved silly stories.
- Ralph Steadman

I don't really believe in the Devil,
but if the Devil is the Father of Lies,
then he certainly invented the Internet.
- Ken MacLeod

Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and
told his wife that he was three days late because he
had been swallowed by a whale.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Diplomats were invented simply to waste time.
- David Lloyd George

Californians invented the concept of life-style.
This alone warrants their doom.
- Don DeLillo

I was the shyest human ever invented,
but I had a lion inside me that wouldn't shut up!
- Ingrid Bergman

Most Americans think Abner Doubleday invented the game
but he had little or nothing to do with cricket.
- Henry Chadwick

Since both its national products, snow and chocolate,
melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order
to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
- Alan Coren

Accursed be he that first invented war.
- Christopher Marlowe

Nature, when she invented, manufactured,
and patented her authors, contrived to make critics
out of the chips that were left.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

I have invented the Thermometer style.
- Josef Albers

Accurst be he that first invented war.
- Christopher Marlowe

If a June night could talk, it would probably boast it invented romance.
- Bern Williams

Every game ever invented by mankind,
is a way of making things hard for the fun of it!
- John Ciardi

I have loved but one flag and I can not share that
devotion and give affection to the mongrel banner invented
for the League of Nations.
- Henry Cabot Lodge

Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was,
that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life,
problems and terrors.
- Bill Forsyth

I think I've probably re-invented myself three or four times now,
if that's what one calls it.
- Sarah Brightman

The character I play is a wonderful compilation of
things I hate about myself and things I love about
myself and things that I've invented to make her even
more interesting than me.
- Camryn Manheim

Inspiration is a farce that poets have invented to
give themselves importance.
- Jean Anouilh

They invented the All-Star game for Willie Mays.
- Ted Williams

Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Perhaps the methods I needed to complete the proof
would not be invented for a hundred years.
So even if I was on the right track,
I could be living in the wrong century.
- Andrew Wiles

Television is something the Russians invented to destroy American education.
- Paul Erdos


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