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Ladies Quotes

I hope you find great value in these Quotes about Ladies from my large collection of inspirational quotes and motivational sayings.

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to
do it is another question altogether.
- Johnny Vegas

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Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime.
- Johnny Olson

Ladies be seated, the party has only begun.
- Johnny Olson

Ladies, just a little more virginity,
if you don't mind.
- Herbert Beerbohm Tree

 

I'd love to learn to cook.
I think the ladies like a guy who can cook.
Also, there are lots of available ladies at cooking classes.
Can you tell I'm single?
- Will Estes

Some men tend to cling to old intellectual excitements,
just as some belles, when they are old ladies,
still cling to the fashions and coiffures of their exciting youth.
- Jane Jacobs

Ladies and Gentleman, the Bronx is burning.
- Howard Cosell

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The truth does not require a majority to prevail,
ladies and gentlemen.
The truth is its own power.
The truth will out.
Never forget that.
- Rush Limbaugh

If a writer has to rob his mother, he will not hesitate:
The "Ode on a Grecian Urn" is worth any number of old ladies.
- William Faulkner

Ladies and gentlemen, I take office at a time in which
the world is living in extreme contradictions.
- Gustav Heinemann

I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen,
see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.
- David Letterman

Parvesh Cheena is a real treat for the ladies.
- Parvesh Cheena

Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally
prohibited the use of torture by the United States.'
Ladies and gentlemen,
torture in the United States has always been illegal.
- Rush Limbaugh

I have seen many ladies displaying different styles
and different styles displaying ladies.
- Navjot Singh Sidhu

I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones
like three times at the Skyway when it came out.
- Paul Westerberg

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name.
I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.
- Joaquin Phoenix

I think it was a great moment for America to have two ladies on the podium.
- Sarah Hughes

I'm not confident with the ladies.
I can't just ask someone out in a club.
I'd like to say I'm a gentleman.
- Christopher Parker

Tampa's crazy...
The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors.
I felt like I was at Dairy Queen.
- Luther Campbell

Ladies and gentleman, I've suffered for my music,
now it's your turn.
- Neil Innes

As a matter of fact, if you do not take into account,
as Congressman Ross just stated, the Social Security surplus,
our fiscal deficit, ladies and gentlemen,
is over $700 billion today.
- Jim Costa

Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!
- Johnny Olson

Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football,
fighting and Muhammad Ali.
Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.
- Oliver Reed

There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies
in public and hookers behind closed doors.
I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
- Al Goldstein

Little old ladies of both sexes.
Why do I let them bother me?
- John O'Hara

God almighty made women and the Rockefeller gang of thieves made the ladies.
- Mary Harris Jones

Men should stop treating feminists like ladies,
and instead treat them like the men they say they want to be.
- Phyllis Schlafly

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
- Bugs Baer

I mean when you come into the set at 7:30 in the morning
and you come out of make-up and the first thing you know,
the ladies start coming into our dressing rooms at 7:45.
- Burt Ward

Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies,
was one of our staples.
- Graham Chapman

The actors nowadays, both young men and young ladies,
don't always wear their period clothes as well as they might.
They tend to stomp around a bit in them.
- Julie Harris

Not only did I get an A in music but I got an A in ladies.
- R. Kelly

Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment
in Alabama's future than an investment in education.
- Bob Riley

The miniskirt enables young ladies to run faster,
and because of it, they may have to.
- John Lindsay

I'm interested in playing old ladies because I am becoming one.
And I want to become a very good one!
- Tyne Daly

I am here to play women's tennis.
I'm a lady.
Predominantly, most of the time I always like to play ladies.
- Serena Williams

Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen.
The majority of them weren't even mammals.
- Robert Anton Wilson

I think these ladies, that group of 130 women,
are going to make a difference in what goes on down there,
because they're going to hold the locals' feet to the fire.
- Lynn Westmoreland

Captain Fisher, the commander, with a party of young
ladies from the city and gentlemen belonging to his ship,
came one day to pay me a visit in the midst of a deluge of rain.
- Joshua Slocum

I was a little doubtful about the propriety of going
to the Mammoth Cave without a gentleman escort,
but if two ladies travel alone they must have the courage of men.
- Maria Mitchell

Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you,
my father thanks you, my sister thanks you,
and I thank you!
- George M. Cohan

I always clean before the cleaning lady comes.
If not, when I come home, I can't find anything.
Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.
- Celia Cruz

We all know what happens to first ladies who shoot their mouths off.
- Maria Shriver

I never get involved with the ladies I work with.
- Dirk Benedict

A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies,
but a handsome fool is irresistible.
- William Makepeace Thackeray

We must admit that it is quite common that people do
have affairs with their leading ladies and men.
- William H. Macy

Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy.
Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.
- Andy Griffith

Ladies and gentlemen, I wish I had better news for
you but we are facing a storm that most of us have feared.
This is a threat that we've never faced before.
- Ray Nagin

I had two sisters, and we would love to get dressed
up and pretend that we were chic,
sophisticated ladies.
And I think that was a great sort of preparation,
in a way.
- Suzanne Farrell

I shall not be satisfied unless I produce something
which shall for a few days supersede the last fashionable
novel on the tables of young ladies.
- Thomas B. Macaulay

I am, out of the ladies' company, like a fish out of the water.
- Thomas Shadwell

The problems with First Ladies is that you have to set the standard.
My role is to be both star and slave.
- Imelda Marcos

Ladies of Fashion starve their happiness to feed their vanity,
and their love to feed their pride.
- Charles Caleb Colton

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
- Richard Harris Barham

I am no longer married, so ladies...
there you go.
- Tre Cool

First of all, ladies and gentlemen, you must forget that you are singers.
- Claude Debussy

I think it kind of took being a character actor to
kind of now enter into leading ladies.
- Patricia Clarkson

I think that tennis is a lady's sport,
so we should look out there like ladies.
- Anna Kournikova

Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch.
Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.
- Bette Davis

It's true I don't tolerate fools but then they don't tolerate me,
so I am spiky.
Maybe that's why I'm quite good at playing spiky elderly ladies.
- Maggie Smith

B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two;
Once prized for the function,
Now for the view.
- Robert Paul Smith

When little old ladies recognize a guy who was Mr.
Olympia, that's saying something.
That means I've been able to cross lines as far as
marketability is concerned.
- Lee Haney

Fits did not go over well in my house.
There was a lot of discipline and obedience and you had to be very ladylike.
Ladies didn't curse and I still don't curse in front of my parents.
- Daisy Fuentes

Terrorism, ladies and gentlemen, in my eyes I have a very,
very, very simple explanation.
Gangs of criminals, killers, used unfortunately by
certain governments in the past for political purposes,
who are on their own now as gangs.
- Hamid Karzai

I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic
strip called Plastic Man.
His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted.
As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate.
But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies.
- Ben Affleck

The truth is, I'd never seen a Cary Grant film.
Since then I have watched his stuff and it's astounding,
but I don't see any similarity between us.
Except for the fact that I'm told he used to wear ladies' underwear,
which is something I also do.
- Hugh Grant

When someone's acting for a scene, they can fool the camera.
But in everyday life, unless you're watching and censoring yourself every minute,
or spending all your time in the company of ladies,
what you feel is bound to show in your eyes.
- Cesar Romero

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains
of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is.
I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
- Emo Philips

She kindly laments that I am not of the party,
and to be sure I honour great ladies,
and I admire great wits, but I am of the same opinion
in regard to assemblies that is held concerning oysters,
that they are never good in a month that has not the letter R in it.
- Elizabeth Montagu

Ladies and gentlemen, on the occasion of my election
I received many letters from people representing all
segments of the population and all professions,
especially from the younger generation,
linking my inauguration with great -
far too great -
expectations.
- Gustav Heinemann

We sat down and read it for the first time and I thanked God under my breath,
because they were all so good.
And my leading ladies are both exceptional.
I mean, everybody in the play.
I could just go on all night about them.
- Gavin MacLeod


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