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Pants Quotes

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As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family,
she has a good right to them.
- Josh Billings

Related topics: Family

I love my dad, although I'm definitely critical of him sometimes,
like when his pants are too tight.
But I love him so much and I try to be really supportive of him.
- Liv Tyler

Dreams will get you nowhere, a good kick in the pants
will take you a long way.
- Baltasar Gracian

For my confirmation, I didn't get a watch and my first pair of long pants,
like most Lutheran boys.
I got a telescope.
My mother thought it would make the best gift.
- Wernher von Braun

 

Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
- Irvin S. Cobb

I may have a feather duster down my pants.
- Johnny Depp

Sometimes people need a kick in the pants to get them
to do what they would be doing if government weren't
there as a perpetual parent.
- Cal Thomas

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I thought I would dress in baggy pants,
big shoes, a cane and a derby hat.
everything a contradiction: the pants baggy,
the coat tight, the hat small and the shoes large.
- Charlie Chaplin

A child learns to discard his ideals,
whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.
- Karl Kraus

A pat on the back is only a few vertebrae removed from a kick in the pants,
but is miles ahead in results.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll
show you a man who can't get his pants on.
- Joe E. Lewis

I started in live television and I've done a lot of
live TV and that's really the thing that I love best.
I love flying by the seat of my pants.
- Florence Henderson

A pat on the back, through only a few vertebrae removed
from a kick in the pants,
is miles ahead in results.
- Bennett Cerf

I wear everything from hip-hop baggy pants to beautiful Armani dresses.
I also like to mix vintage clothing with designer pieces.
- Julia Stiles

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
- Geraldo Rivera

I like being a woman, even in a man's world.
After all, men can't wear dresses, but we can wear the pants.
- Whitney Houston

I got nothing.
I got my shoes and my pants.
I'm staying with a friend.
I stop by my mother's every once in a while to get my calls.
I don't want to be anywhere anybody can find me.
- Marc Wallice

What passes for investigative journalism is finding
somebody with their pants down -
literally or otherwise.
- Robert Scheer

Why would people spend good money to have my pants?
- Shawn Ashmore

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as
long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.
- Walter Winchell

The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on.
Sometimes people get their ends reversed.
When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.
- Theodore Roosevelt

There were many times my pants were so thin I could
sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
- Jonathan Swift

Group conformity scares the pants off me because it's
so often a prelude to cruelty towards anyone who doesn't want to -
or can't -
join the Big Parade.
- Bette Midler

He's so ugly.
When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle.
He made fly balls curve foul.
- Mickey Rivers

Looked like she was a cold dish with a man until you got her pants down,
then she'd explode.
- Gary Cooper

Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight,
I could hardly breathe.
- Benny Hill

Oh, that character was light years away from me.
I'm not debonair.
I'm not suave.
I did wear tight pants, though, because I found out that it worked.
- Robert Conrad

I had always done these 3D things that you could walk through.
They were always done off the seat of my pants without blueprints or course.
- Red Grooms

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things
a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.
- Larry David

Thanksgiving, man.
Not a good day to be my pants.
- Kevin James

I still put my pants on the same way.
I still walk on my pool twice a day.
- Jim Caviezel

In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to
ban people from wearing pants that fit too low.
However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.
- Conan O'Brien

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible
for most of your trouble,
you wouldn't sit for a month.
- Theodore Roosevelt

A person who publishes a book willfully appears before
the populace with his pants down.
If it is a good book nothing can hurt him.
If it is a bad book nothing can help him.
- Edna St.
Vincent Millay

We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off.
Unless they are girls, of course, when it is to make
them laugh their bras off so we can get a quick look.
- Adrian Edmondson

They kept me in short pants as long as they could,
until they were shaving the hair on my legs because
it was beginning to photograph.
- Jackie Cooper

I say, if you believe what you read in the comic strips,
then you believe that mice run around with little gold
buttons on their red pants and drive cars.
- Mort Walker

Men should not be forced to wear pants when it's not cold.
- Adam Clayton

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
- Navjot Singh Sidhu

There is definitely something sexy about a girl with
an attitude and a pair of leather pants.
- Eliza Dushku

I wanted to see if the American man in plain brown
pants and a bare torso could speak profound things.
- Ted Shawn

If you make a fool of yourself, you can do it with dignity,
without taking your pants down.
And if you do take your pants down, you can still do it with dignity.
- William Shatner

There are certain things people always bring up with me.
The accident.
The drugs.
And how tight my pants were.
- Leif Garrett

I've done the gay, over-the-top guy.
I want to jump into another show where I wear pants
for the majority of the time.
- Jai Rodriguez

She says that I wore some pretty sexy leather pants to that first meeting,
but I don't remember.
- Dick Ebersol

Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.
- Edward Steichen

We all came from houses with doors, doors that were
supposed to be closed when there were things going
on that we weren't supposed to see,
and when our pants were down.
- Lynette Fromme

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth
has a chance to get its pants on.
- Winston Churchill

I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off.
- Sally Rand

My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up.
I don't really know what's happening down there.
Who is the real hero?
- Mitch Hedberg

They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'
- Eddie Izzard

I haven't tucked a sock in my pants for three years.
- Hilary Swank

The only change I can really see is that I don't have
to shop for pants in stores anymore.
- Larry David

I did everything by the seat of my pants.
That's why I got hurt so much.
- Evel Knievel

I wish I was born in that era: dancing with Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly,
going to work at the studio dressed in beautiful pants,
head scarves, and sunglasses.
- Catherine Zeta-Jones

I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants.
- Aaron Neville

No, I'm happy doing this.
Five sweaters and a pair of dirty pants,
you can make pretty good money.
- McLean Stevenson

If I've still got my pants on in the second scene,
I think they've sent me the wrong script.
- Mel Gibson

There are no rules and regulations for perfect composition.
If there were we would be able to put all the information
into a computer and would come out with a masterpiece.
We know that's impossible.
You have to compose by the seat of your pants.
- Arnold Newman

I'm working harder than ever now, and I'm putting on
my pants the same as I always have.
I just get up every day and try to do a little better than the day before,
and that is to run a great restaurant with great food,
great wine, and great service.
That's my philosophy.
- Emeril Lagasse

You don't make a fortune doing cartoons.
It's a lot of fun, it keeps you busy,
and it's better than a kick in the pants,
absolutely.
But doing voiceover work doesn't make you rich.
It just doesn't.
- Patrick Warburton

It is humiliating to remain with our hands folded while others write history.
It matters little who wins.
To make a people great it is necessary to send them
to battle even if you have to kick them in the pants.
That is what I shall do.
- Benito Mussolini

If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants
and saying you shouldn't be doing that,
follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at
the head that's behind it,
because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.
- Jock Sturges

Photographs are still being taken but aren't being shown.
There's one of a skeleton bound at the wrists with
pants still around its ankles;
if it was a woman,
she was likely raped; if it was a man,
he was possibly castrated.
- Nicholas D. Kristof

My partner and I won the race, and I threw my hat into
the air and bent to pick it up.
Everyone started laughin' because I had split the back end of my pants out,
and I wasn't wearing shorts.
- Chris LeDoux

I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants
through the post the other day with a phone number on.
That was quite strange.
I haven't tried the phone number.
In times of stress I may.
- Jarvis Cocker

When you perform in front of an audience after only two days of rehearsal,
you're flying by the seat of your pants -
particularly when they're rewriting the show right
up to the moment the camera goes on.
- Michael Richards

I don't know how the editors are going to take it or how it may be received.
But to some extent I'm hoping that with the next book,
when people pick it up and read it, it will scare the pants off of them.
- Christopher Darden

I have never done a thriller, and it will just be really
fun for me to heave and pant and run and climb and
break windows and scream every once in a while.
- Kate Hudson

Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve.
I wear mine underneath my right pant leg,
strapped to my boot.
- Ani DiFranco


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