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Sandwich Quotes

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Give the right man two fishes and some bread,
and he will feed the world;
give the wrong man two fishes and some bread
and he will invent the fast-food fish sandwich.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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The small businessman is smart; he realizes there's no free lunch.
On the other hand, he knows where to go to get a good inexpensive sandwich.
- Adam Osborne

If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son,
somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich
and he never would have gone home.
- Vance Havner

What I love is a peanut butter and pickle sandwich.
I'll just have peanut butter and bananas,
then peanut butter and pickles.
Peanut butter and chocolate I don't recommend.
- Dianne Wiest


A month before the season, I don't order fries with my club sandwich.
- Mario Lemeiux

The plastic on your sandwich really doesn't have to
be made to last 50 years.
- Charles Moore

Enjoy every sandwich.
- Warren Zevon

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In the family sandwich, the older people and the younger
ones can recognize one another as the bread.
Those in the middle are, for a time,
the meat.
- Anna Quindlen

I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter,
'Have you got frog's legs?' He said,
'Yes,' so I said,
'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
- Tommy Cooper

It's a Tim sandwich.
The meat is fresh, but the bread is moldy.
- Daniel Craig

I say 20 words in English.
I say money, money, money, and I say hot dog!
I say yes, no and I say money, money,
money and I say turkey sandwich and I say grape juice.
- Carmen Miranda

You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.
- Phil McGraw

There's nothing better than good sex.
But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
- Billy Joel

Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.
- Jack Benny

Too few people understand a really good sandwich.
- James Beard

My parents were vegetarians.
I'd show up at school, this giant black kid,
with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
- Aisha Tyler

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two layers of praise.
- Mary Kay Ash

If you ever want to eat a tuna sandwich again,
don't go to a tuna factory.
I visited one where they had two lines:
one was the human food line and one was the cat food line -
and they didn't look any different.
- Mark Mobius

Saturday night is your big night.
Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time.
Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich.
And be glad of it.
And they really liked the low-down blues.
- Muddy Waters

Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches.
And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich...
My mother's is the best.
I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own,
but it's never the same.
- Andy Roddick

I think that every show on television has its place.
I think Married With Children or, I don't know,
The Nanny...
some people want to go home, turn on the TV and be
able to iron their clothes or grab a sandwich.
Come out and catch a joke and not have to follow the story.
- Peter Krause

I believe that if you don't want to do anything,
then sit there and don't do it, but don't expect people
to hand you a corn beef sandwich and wash your socks
for you and unzip your fly for you.
- Shel Silverstein

It has been well said that a hungry man is more interested
in four sandwiches than four freedoms.
- Henry Cabot Lodge, Jr.

Maybe there is no actual place called hell.
Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents
breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.
- Jim Carrey

Sandwiches are wonderful.
You don't need a spoon or a plate!
- Paul Lynde

When I travel I normally eat club sandwiches or I bring my own food.
When you go into a new town, it's very had to find a good place to eat.
- Paul Prudhomme

When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box.
- Anne Rice

He's a couple sandwiches short of a picnic.
- Lance Bass

We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches,
chocolates and soup.
- Joan Greenwood

There is a curious relationship between a candidate
and the reporters who cover him.
It can be affected by small things like a competent press staff,
enough seats, sandwiches and briefings and the ability to understand deadlines.
- Ronald Steel

I never thought I want to do anything,
really, except not go to work properly and turn up
at the same place every day and eat sandwiches in the same canteen,
if I can possibly help it, as I don't think I'd be very good at it.
- Dylan Moran

You know, nobody eats in England.
Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you.
I can't say I'm very impressed with the food in America.
it's all sort of bland.
Like turkey sandwiches.
- Anne Dudley

My parents would read those books to me as well but
they used to make me starving when I was a kid because
they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts
off and drinking ginger beer.
- Mike Myers

I lived at home and I cycled every morning to the railway
station to travel by train to Johannesburg followed
by a walk to the University,
carrying sandwiches for my lunch and returning in the evening the same way.
- Sydney Brenner

Footprints in the sands of time...
Where have you been?
Where are you going?
Why are you going there?
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The world is perfect. It's a mess.
It has always been a mess.
We are not going to change it.
Our job is to straighten out our own lives.
- Joseph Campbell

For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these, "It might have been.
- John Greenleaf Whittier

Sing like no one's listening,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like nobody's watching,
and live like its heaven on earth.
- Mark Twain

My experience has been that work is
almost the best way to pull oneself out of the depths.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Most of the important things in the world
have been accomplished by people
who have kept on trying
when there seemed to be no hope at all.
- Dale Carnegie

To have done anything just for money
is to have been truly idle.
- Henry David Thoreau

What work I have done I have done because it has been play.
If it had been work I shouldn't have done it.
- Mark Twain

Education is what survives when
what has been learned has been forgotten.
- B. F. Skinner

An "always been" does not mean I must choose "what must be."
- Mary Anne Radmacher

I have always been regretting that
I was not as wise as the day I was born.
- Henry David Thoreau

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth
until the hour of separation.
- Khalil Gibran

Calm provides clarity. Pause to consider
the gifts you have been given,
the difference you have made
and the direction in which you are headed.
- Anonymous

What is a weed? A plant whose virtues
have never been discovered.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love like you've never been hurt,
dance like no one is watching,
live as though heaven is on earth.
- Satchel Paige

All life is change.
Release your attachment to the way things have been,
and wend your way joyfully
through life's unfolding majesty.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Re-examine all that you have been told...
dismiss that which insults your soul.
- Walt Whitman

Anger is a killing thing:
it kills the man who angers,
for each rage leaves him less than he had been before -
it takes something from him.
- Louis L'Amour

Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared
believe that something inside of them was superior to circumstance.
- Bruce Barton

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel Paige

The highest thinkers of the ages,
the seers of the tribes and the nations,
have been optimists.
- Helen Keller

It is never too late to become what you might have been.
- George Eliot

No written law has ever been more binding
than unwritten custom supported by popular opinion.
- Carrie Chapman Catt

The wish for healing has always been half of health.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The world has always been in an uproar,
and it always will be.
Choose Peace. Choose to live with Peace.
Choose to interact peacefully with everyone -
especially those whose instinct is not to be peaceful.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Visualize your end result as having already been accomplished.
Let the image of your success play on the giant screen
in full color with surround sound -
so real you can smell and taste it.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

NO ONE has been granted the authority to tell me
how my life should be lived.
I answer only to myself and to Spirit.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Cheer for endings - whether goals have been met or not -
whether the ending is tidy or ragged.
Without endings, there would be neither the opportunity
nor the incentive to think new thoughts,
and to begin great new projects.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I accept that no one else has ever been to blame
for either my joy or my suffering.
The entire cause of all my joys and all my sufferings
is my own emotional response to the events of my life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

What each must seek in his life never was on land or sea.
It is something out of his own unique potentiality for experience,
something that never has been and never could
have been experienced by anyone else.
- Joseph Campbell

When we quarrel, how we wish we had been blameless.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

One never notices what has been done;
one can only see what remains to be done.
- Marie Curie

Your innermost core has always been pure.
Purity is intrinsic to you,
it cannot be taken away.
- Osho

God, as Truth, has been for me a treasure beyond price.
May He be so to every one of us.
- Mohandas (Mahatma) Gandhi

Like a Butterfly, I have been Reborn
with Bold Colors and Strong Wings.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

I accept everything that ever has been,
with no regrets, no resentments, and no call for vengeance.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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