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I am regularly asked what the average Internet user
can do to ensure his security.
My first answer is usually 'Nothing;
you're screwed'.
- Bruce Scheneier

Related topics: Computers

The Oakland clubhouse is a wonderful place.
A lot of these guys feel like rejects.
They were rejects and they feel - they can tell you how baseball screwed up.
- Michael Lewis

It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct.
People need to take themselves less seriously.
This world is so screwed up as it is,
we've all got to relax a bit more.
- Michael Bay

The whole industry is so screwed up by economics.
It's disgusting to me.
- Armand Assante

 

The bungle tour is a bit up in the air due to the fact
this at we are getting screwed by our overseas label.
- Trevor Dunn

The teachers are getting screwed, blued,
and tattooed by the system.
- Kinky Friedman

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by
the kind of toilet paper they use.
Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
- Don Van Vliet

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More has been screwed up on the battlefield and misunderstood
in the Pentagon because of a lack of understanding
of the English language than any other single factor.
- John W. Vessey, Jr.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first
or second sentence of my obituary,
I've screwed up.
- Albert Brooks

In Los Angeles all the loose objects in the country were collected,
as if America had been tilted and everything that wasn't
tightly screwed down had slid into Southern California.
- Saul Bellow

Something got screwed up in terms of your priorities
if you think it's more important to get rid of the
dividend tax than it is to take care of 11 million kids.
- David Broder

The great equalizer is health.
If you don't have it, you're screwed.
- Jami Gertz

My dad used to flush my mother's head down the toilet.
I was so screwed up.
- Jessica Hahn

I had a head start in acting.
Because of my parents, I had a SAG card,
an agent and a recognizable name.
But I knew if I screwed up, people would never forget.
I'd be dead.
- Mary Crosby

I can't do anything else.
So if this falls through, I'm screwed.
- Tim Roth

You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that
a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in
the first three quarters.
- Peyton Manning

I won a scholarship with the Brixton School of Building.
I screwed around, not putting in a proper attendance.
- Ronald Biggs

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair.
I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.
- Julie Harris

Those days if you drove cross country and you broke
down on the side of the road,
and the sign says 200 miles to the next gas station,
you knew you were so screwed.
- Rob Zombie

Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off'
at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up.
- George Clooney

When I tried to play something and screwed up,
I'd hear some other note that would come into play.
Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it.
- Dimebag Darrell

Well, I screwed it up real good, didn't I?
- Richard M. Nixon

Men get laid, but women get screwed.
- Quentin Crisp

I think young people have a wonderful reaction to color
because it's not screwed up by too many references.
- Jim Hodges

Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed.
Sometimes it's the things you don't do,
and you get screwed.
- Chuck Palahniuk

It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I
sobered up then when I was screwed up.
- Corey Feldman

A lot of people are singing about how screwed up the world is,
and I don't think that everybody wants to hear about that all the time.
- Mariah Carey

Friends are like fiddle strings; they must not be screwed too tight.
- H. G. Bohn

I admire Jodie Foster.
Her head is screwed on really well.
It's not loose at all.
- Thora Birch

I don't know why people think child actresses in particular are screwed up.
I see kids everywhere who are totally bored.
I've never been bored a day in my life.
- Jodie Foster

I think Jim got screwed.
I think Jim Bakker would have been a great preacher.
Jim Bakker was very good at what he did.
- Jessica Hahn

I think it's unfair, but they have the right as fallible,
screwed-up humans to be unfair; that's the human condition.
- Albert Ellis

That's what makes a character interesting from an actor's perspective -
the more screwed up,
the better.
- Jeri Ryan

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders,
he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.
- Ben Hogan

I was once a student in a punk T-Shirt hooked on screwed-up scenarios.
That's how I became the esteemed cultural figure that I am today.
- Bruce Sterling

I screwed my knee up once because I fell off the stage.
- Zakk Wylde

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will
be screwed by the weather.
- Hugh Grant

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve.
After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.
- Sean Connery

From a security perspective, if you're connected,
you're screwed.
- Daniel J. Bernstein

There's tons of people with talent; it's the system that's all screwed up.
- John Kricfalusi

A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.
- Chanakya

If you say city to people, people have no problem thinking
of the city as rife with problematic,
screwed-up people, but if you say suburbs -
and I'm not the first person to say this,
it's been said over and over again in literature -
there's a sense of normalcy.
- Eric Bogosian

I sort of became infatuated with soldiers.
I got to know some of them and got a little perturbed
with Hollywood making a spectacle out of them and making
them look like they have screwed up somehow.
- Channing Tatum

This is a very screwed-up business.
Record labels don't sign a lot of bands these days.
We just want to find a home and stay there and make
records and do our thing and not have to look over our shoulder.
- Andy Taylor

Look, we know we screwed up when we were in the majority.
We fell in love with power.
We spent way too much money - especially on earmarks.
There was too much corruption when we ran this place.
We were guilty.
And that's why we lost.
- Eric Cantor

Or if I have my head in the results,
I can't work with what I have,
because I'm trying to force something to happen.
And with singing, any time you force it,
you tighten up.
If you tighten up, you're screwed, nothing will work.
- Kathy Mattea

I went in with Jack and Leslie, into this room that was lined with brick,
and there on the side I can remember very clearly was
this small model with plates for the bases -
the original model with everything screwed together.
- Sydney Brenner

Any Ambassador or Foreign Service Officer who has his
or her head screwed on right knows that the U.S.
position in the world is far more dependent on our
ability to compete in world markets.
- Lawrence Eagleburger

The latest page I've been working is about the organization
of the pantheon of the gods.
Who's indebted to whom, how they are related,
who screwed whose uncle or grandmother,
all of that.
- Ben Nicholson

It's not an Israeli model, it's a TSA,
screwed-up model.
It should actually be the person who's looking at the
ticket and talking to the individual.
Instead, they've hired people to stand around and observe,
which is a bastardization of what should be done.
- John Mica

If we screw it up, start over. Try something else.
- Lee Iacocca

If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day
for the happiness of Argentina,
I will do it.
- Evita Peron

Also, I plan to screw something up on every movie I
do so that I can learn from my mistakes and become
a better director with each project.
- Richard King

You just make sure you don't screw it up.
It's going to work as long as you don't mess it up.
Hopefully you have plenty of those moments in a big comedy.
- Harold Ramis

Of course I've got lawyers.
They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has.
But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
- Danny DeVito

A manager's job is simple.
For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw
up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.
- Earl Weaver

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State.
My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own,
so both of them together is certain death.
- George Carlin

Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg.
- Anthony Trollope

I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain.
But screw India.
I ain't going there.
- Susan Powter

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
- Bob Lemon

I admire people who just do the right thing,
not looking to screw people up.
I love all people.
- Jessica Hahn

When we played, World Series checks meant something.
Now all they do is screw your taxes.
- Don Drysdale

I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and
mental illness to screw up.
- Kirstie Alley

The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.
- Patrick Swayze

I feel there are two people inside me -
me and my intuition.
If I go against her, she'll screw me every time,
and if I follow her, we get along quite nicely.
- Kim Basinger

Miserable is a good thing, though.
If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
- Jake Roberts

You know what, when you screw up in the ring,
it's so embarrassing.
- Jake Roberts

Screw them.
Yeah.
But not literally.
I'm not advocating promiscuity.
- Mark Hoppus

Being a working mom is not easy.
You have to be willing to screw up at every level.
- Jami Gertz

When so much money is involved in these movies,
someone somewhere is going to try to screw you.
- Adam Duritz

I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into
it that much 'cause it can screw with your head a little.
- James Marsters


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