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Screwing Quotes

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The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing.
Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind.
- Barry Diller

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
- George Carlin

When cerebral processes enter into sports,
you start screwing up.
It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state.
You have to separate mind and body.
- Bill Lee

We've got some very good things to do without screwing around with sleeves.
- Walter F. Ulmer

 

Not a lot of conservatives on this list.
Are more liberals than conservatives screwing up America?
- Matt Lauer

If we screw it up, start over. Try something else.
- Lee Iacocca

I'm always the last person they go to with a sequel,
because I'm the most skeptical.
You know, I'm very proud of what we've done,
and I don't want to screw up our series.
- Sigourney Weaver

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Cham is the only thing to screw one up when one is down a peg.
- Anthony Trollope

You know what, when you screw up in the ring,
it's so embarrassing.
- Jake Roberts

I know the guru route, I know you go sit on a mountain.
But screw India.
I ain't going there.
- Susan Powter

You just make sure you don't screw it up.
It's going to work as long as you don't mess it up.
Hopefully you have plenty of those moments in a big comedy.
- Harold Ramis

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State.
My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own,
so both of them together is certain death.
- George Carlin

As they say around the Texas Legislature,
if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women,
take their money, and vote against 'em anyway,
you don't belong in office.
- Molly Ivins

Being a working mom is not easy.
You have to be willing to screw up at every level.
- Jami Gertz

You can either look at things in a brutal,
truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
- David Spade

A manager's job is simple.
For one hundred sixty-two games you try not to screw
up all that smart stuff your organization did last December.
- Earl Weaver

I did this film for less money than it costs to stay in this hotel.
We shot it in 20 days.
We couldn't screw up takes for fun because we didn't have enough film.
- Dean Cain

People just expect you to show up, be a cartoon character of yourself,
take your money and go home.
But don't screw up to the point where you're gonna be out of the picture.
- Jimmy Chamberlin

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some
of us screw up the big things.
- Neil Cavuto

When so much money is involved in these movies,
someone somewhere is going to try to screw you.
- Adam Duritz

When we played, World Series checks meant something.
Now all they do is screw your taxes.
- Don Drysdale

The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.
- Patrick Swayze

Why dont we get drunk and screw?
- Jimmy Buffett

Screw them.
Yeah.
But not literally.
I'm not advocating promiscuity.
- Mark Hoppus

Of course I've got lawyers.
They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has.
But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
- Danny DeVito

I think it has sullied his presidency.
As brilliant a politician as Bill Clinton is,
as magnetic a personality as he can be,
there is one little screw loose somewhere.
- Morley Safer

It's not the most normal life in the world,
but I screw up plenty of times to be a normal teenager.
- Mila Kunis

Miserable is a good thing, though.
If you start the day miserable, nobody else can screw up your day.
- Jake Roberts

Being rewarded for anything other than the quality
of their work is the fastest way to screw-up a writer-and
it isn't only new ones who suffer from that.
- Greg Egan

I feel there are two people inside me -
me and my intuition.
If I go against her, she'll screw me every time,
and if I follow her, we get along quite nicely.
- Kim Basinger

If I have to apply five turns to the screw each day
for the happiness of Argentina,
I will do it.
- Evita Peron

Also, I plan to screw something up on every movie I
do so that I can learn from my mistakes and become
a better director with each project.
- Richard King

I admire people who just do the right thing,
not looking to screw people up.
I love all people.
- Jessica Hahn

This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills,
and I'm not about to screw with it now.
- Bob Newhart

Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
- Bob Lemon

I don't have a computer - I don't like to get into
it that much 'cause it can screw with your head a little.
- James Marsters

I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and
mental illness to screw up.
- Kirstie Alley

Prithee don't screw your wit beyond the compass of good manners.
- Colley Cibber

We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say,
Hump the hostess, because hump is in Shakespeare.
- Uta Hagen

There is a very good chance I could have been a screw-up for the rest of my life.
- Brandon Thomas

They're guys who want to screw around all the time,
which interests me not at all.
God knows we've done that, been there,
and we don't want to do that any more.
- Lauren Bacall

My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes,
I want to go home and screw; After the first twenty minutes,
I never want to screw again as long as I live
- Erica Jong

We need to accept that we won't always make the right decisions,
that we'll screw up royally sometimes -
understanding that failure is not the opposite of success,
it's part of success.
- Arianna Huffington

A friend of mine once told me that I can't screw up
when I play my own music.
I also take voice lessons, play other peoples' songs out of music books,
and occasionally figure out how to play other people's music from records.
This keeps my ears, fingers, and mind working.
- Lisa Loeb

This life of ours, this is a wonderful life.
If you can get through life like this and get away with it,
hey that's great.
But it's very predictable.
There's so many ways you can screw it up.
- Paul Castellano

We don't have sources who are dissidents on other sources.
Should they come forward, that would be a tricky situation for us.
But we're presumably acting in such a way that people
feel morally compelled to continue our mission,
not to screw it up.
- Julian Assange

Now, therefore, the Directors of the company are hereby
ordered to see that precautions are taken to make travel
on said railroad perfectly safe by using a screw with
at least twenty-four inches diameter.
- Joshua A. Norton

I have too much respect for the characters I play to
make them anything but as real as they can possibly be.
I have a great deal of respect for all of them,
otherwise I wouldn't do them.
And I don't want to screw them by not portraying them honestly.
- Kyra Sedgwick

It's a mood record.
Like one night you're going to be down in the dumps
depressed because you're thinking about your ex-boyfriend
and the next moment you're gonna be like screw him
you know? And the next one you're saying to yourself "God I'm in love."
- Willa Ford

If guys don't respect themselves, they don't respect other people.
That's times and personalities.
And all of them are not that way.
But it don't take but one or two to screw up the whole crowd.
- Richard Petty

Back then I said to myself 'screw football.'
Actually I just took part in this camp as there was
nothing better for me to do.
They also didn't draft me because they thought I was
too wild and undisciplined.
- Ed O'Neill

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.
If you're looking for violent rape imagery,
the Bible's right there in your hotel room.
If you just want to look up ways to screw people up,
there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.
- Penn Jillette

So what do we do? Anything.
Something.
So long as we just don't sit there.
If we screw it up, start over.
Try something else.
If we wait until we've satisfied all the uncertainties,
it may be too late.
- Lee Iacocca

Guys just don't care.
We don't take the time to plan behind each other's back.
We just say, If you don't like me, screw you'.
If a guy doesn't like you, you know because you have a black eye.
- Jonathan Bennett

You're torn between wanting to fill in all the spaces
and knowing that's really going to screw up the screenplay.
And yet, how are you going to communicate it to people
who really don't understand the process?
- Robert Towne

I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts,
but everybody was in the peace movement back then.
And that was my ploy.
I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.'
Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.
- Ed O'Neill

Anybody who doesn't know that politics is crime has got a few screws loose.
- James Ellroy

I never got to make that transition from little girl to young woman...
and that really screws you up.
- Natalie Cole

The German Emperor is ageing me; he is like a battleship
with steam up and screws going,
but with no rudder, and he will run into something
some day and cause a catastrophe.
- Edward Grey

No one's a virgin, life screws us all!
- A. J. McLean

Just stop for a minute and you'll realize you're happy just being.
I think it's the pursuit that screws up happiness.
If we drop the pursuit, it's right here.
- James Hillman

When money comes into play then that's all it's about wanting money,
who's making the most who can get the most,
me, me me...
and in the end it screws up the person and the sport.
- Alexis Arguello

If we get in an accident that's strong enough to break bones,
it's going to break bones.
What makes me a little bit higher risk is that if I
break my right ankle again,
I've got a bunch of screws and plates in there,
and that would not be good.
- Al Unser

I am regularly asked what the average Internet user
can do to ensure his security.
My first answer is usually 'Nothing;
you're screwed'.
- Bruce Scheneier

A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.
- Chanakya

You can almost judge how screwed up somebody is by
the kind of toilet paper they use.
Go in any rich house and it's some weird coloured embossed stuff.
- Don Van Vliet

When I tried to play something and screwed up,
I'd hear some other note that would come into play.
Then I started trying different things to find the beauty in it.
- Dimebag Darrell

I admire Jodie Foster.
Her head is screwed on really well.
It's not loose at all.
- Thora Birch

I wish we did have responsibility for the hair.
I have been screwed up by the hair on many occasions.
- Julie Harris

You hear about how many fourth quarter comebacks that
a guy has and I think it means a guy screwed up in
the first three quarters.
- Peyton Manning

It's great that I get accused of not being politically correct.
People need to take themselves less seriously.
This world is so screwed up as it is,
we've all got to relax a bit more.
- Michael Bay


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