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Toast Quotes

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Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl
could want in her life, except for good taste in men.
- Anonymous

Related topics: Funny Nature Family Relationship Wedding

That includes not cutting down the rain forest,
and stop polluting the ocean because once we kill the
coral reefs and the rain forest,
this earth is toast.
- Michael Berryman

There is a bright spot or two for the Spaniards.
French toast has become freedom toast on the Air Force One breakfast menu,
but the Spanish omelet is still a Spanish omelet.
- Suzanne Fields

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
- Steven Wright

 

We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts
within nests of parentheses.
- Alan Perlis

I've never cooked.
I can't do much more in the kitchen than make a cup of tea and some toast.
- Ethel Merman

I became the toast of London.
A lot of people I met came from these really decadent
families where the married men were gay and no one
thought anything about it.
- Robert Mapplethorpe

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With my wife I don't get no respect.
I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.'
The waiter joined me.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Thanksgiving is nothing but a toast to genocide.
- Stephen Evans

So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet,
toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions,
a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.
- John Steinbeck

I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months,
you're toast.
You are toast.
It's like running a marathon.
You can't think while you're doing it.
Especially when different directors come in who are not part of the posse,
the circle.
- Christopher Meloni

We used to wash our hair in buckets and survive on toasted sandwiches,
chocolates and soup.
- Joan Greenwood

I cast my bread on the waters long ago.
Now it's time for you to send it back to me -
toasted and buttered on both sides.
- Jesse Jackson

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.
- Christopher Fry

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath
toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Joan Rivers

Television is like the American toaster,
you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
- Alfred Hitchcock

I could tell my parents hated me.
My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Never put a sock in a toaster.
- Eddie Izzard

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
- Clint Eastwood

I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate,
lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in
a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
- Dean Koontz

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a
woman and begins roasting her.
- Helen Rowland

This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks.
She's not marrying the best man.
- Anonymous

(Groom), take (Bride)'s hand and place your hand over hers.
Now, remember this moment and cherish it...
because this will be the last time you ever have the upper hand.
- Anonymous

The Wedding March always reminds me of the music
played when soldiers go into battle.
- Heinrich Heine

A wedding is just like a funeral
except that you get to smell your own flowers.
- Grace Hansen

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
- James Thurber

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love,
trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity.
The order varies for any given year.
- Paul Sweeney

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the wedding cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.
- Eddie Cantor

My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral,
the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Well...
Actually I got picked because I was the only one who fit the wedding gown -
they had my size.
- Kevin McDonald

I sang a song at my sister's wedding.
My mother forced me into that, too.
But that one felt all right.
- Adam Sandler

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
- Joseph Addison

One time when somebody showed up in a wedding dress,
but I never knew if it was a joke, or she was serious.
She asked me to marry her.
She was serious.
It was pretty funny.
- Bryan White

It was only literally hours after the wedding when
he felt he didn't have to keep up the facade.
- Trisha Goddard

The day of the wedding went like these things generally do,
full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy.
- Janet Street-Porter

I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing.
I ain't even never been to a wedding.
- Mike Epps

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.
- Phyllis Battelle

When widows exclaim loudly against second marriages,
I would always lay a wager than the man,
If not the wedding day, is absolutely fixed on.
- Henry Fielding

A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
- Friedrich Schiller

No wedding bells for me anymore.
I've been happily married to my profession for years.
- Shirley Bassey

You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to.
I guess it's going to be yours as well as mine.
We might as well have the church full while we are at it.
- Bess Truman

A lawyer I once knew told me of a strange case,
a suffragette who had never married.
After her death, he opened her trunk and discovered 50 wedding gowns.
- Marguerite Young

Women who marry early are often overly enamored of
the kind of man who looks great in wedding pictures
and passes the maid of honor his telephone number.
- Anna Quindlen

We are all so close.
We are godfather to each others' kids.
I was the best man at Jesus' wedding.
- Juan Marichal

In marriage there are no manners to keep up,
and beneath the wildest accusations no real criticism.
Each is familiar with that ancient child in the other who may erupt again.
We are not ridiculous to ourselves.
We are ageless.
That is the luxury of the wedding ring.
- Enid Bagnold

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website.
And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded
just as much as my bikini pictures.
- Cindy Margolis

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown,
for qualities that would wear well.
- Oliver Goldsmith

In the '50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day.
- Helen Reddy

Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
- John Heywood

For years my wedding ring has done its job.
It has led me not into temptation.
It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties
that it's time to go home.
It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion.
It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.
- Erma Bombeck

The first thing I did when I sold my book was buy a
new wedding ring for my wife and asked her to marry me all over again.
- Nicholas Sparks

The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.
- Brian May

Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.
- Peter Ustinov

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.
- Phyllis Diller

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.
- Dorothy Malone

I saw a photograph of a wedding conducted by Reverend
Moon of the Unification Church.
I wanted to understand this event, and the only way
to understand it was to write about it.
- Don DeLillo

A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother
why the bride changed her mind.
What do you mean? responded her mother.
Well, she went down the aisle with one man,
and came back with another.
- Anonymous

We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started
to split up and Yoko came into it.
It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells.
- Paul McCartney

When I design a wedding dress with a bustle,
it has to be one the bride can dance in.
I love the idea that something is practical and still looks great.
- Vera Wang

I hadn't been in Vegas 20 minutes when I got word that
the bookmakers were offering three to one that Frank
wouldn't show for my wedding.
- Sammy Davis, Jr.

Saw a wedding in the church.
It was strange to see what delight we married people
have to see these poor fools decoyed into our condition.
- Samuel Pepys

Those are the men who will dance at your wedding.
- Guy Madison

I'll get pretty much everything the way I want it.
I've always dreamed of a beach wedding.
- Nicole Appleton

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
- Margot Asquith

I want the big drama.
I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade.
- Star Jones

When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license,
his identification, the $2 for the wedding license.
So we got married two days later.
- Eydie Gorme

My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding.
- Anita Diament

My grandfather Frank Lloyd Wright wore a red sash on his wedding night.
That is glamour!
- Anne Baxter

A lot of people think I'm that guy in 'Betsy's Wedding',
but I'm not.
What it is for me is that, on some level,
I connect with the character emotionally.
- Anthony LaPaglia


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