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Funny Quotes about Life and Love
Funny quotes come in many varieties. I have selected these funny quotes with the intention that the humor in these quotes and sayings contain an insight into the true nature of life, love, marriage, or whatever the subject of the funny quote. I have carefully excluded any funny quotes that might be considered disrespectful to any group, race, or gender. I hope you enjoy these funny quotes, and find at least a few of the humorous quotes and sayings to be inspirational quotes as well.
Funny Quotes about Life...
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
- Garrison Keillor
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde
Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.
-
Mark Twain
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Funny Quotes about Love...
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles Schulz' Peanuts comic
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
. - Robert Frost
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Funny Quotes about Marriage...
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
- Erma Bombeck
Marriage is a fine institution - but I'm not ready for an institution yet.
- Mae West
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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