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I know that God made the whole world in 4004 BC.
I know because my preacher told me. He's a good man.
He's even saving up all the money we give him
to go to bible college someday.
- Anonymous Humor
Related topics: Cynical
No good comes from hurrying.
- Yiddish Proverb 
This day I will marry my friend,
the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love.
- Anonymous
All things at first appear difficult.
- Chinese proverb
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Love me when I least deserve it,
because that's when I really need it.
- Swedish Proverb
See no evil, Hear no evil, Speak no evil.
- Japanese pictorial maxim (the Three Wise Monkeys)
Laugh when you can,
apologize when you should,
and let go of what you can't change.
Life's too short to be anything... but happy.
- Anonymous
The truly rich are those who enjoy what they have.
- Yiddish Proverb
Without change, there would be no butterflies.
- Anonymous
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
- Anonymous
He who takes medicine and neglects his diet
wastes the skill of his doctors.
- Chinese Proverb
Anger is like a thorn in the heart.
- Yiddish Proverb
You Create Your Own Reality.
- Anonymous
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
- Anonymous
Where there's a will, there's a way.
- old English proverb
A bird does not sing because it has an answer.
It sings because it has a song.
- Chinese Proverb
Worry often gives a small thing a big shadow.
- Swedish Proverb
Just when the caterpillar thought
the world was over, it became a butterfly.
- Anonymous
Happiness is a choice.
- Anonymous
Everything is a miracle,
not just the beautiful and lovely things.
- Anonymous
Sisters are different flowers from the same garden.
- Anonymous
Hard work pays off.
- Anonymous
A man is not old until his regrets take the place of his dreams.
- Yiddish Proverb
Keep the Faith.
- Anonymous
Man plans, God laughs
- Yiddish Proverb
You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
- old proverb often attributed to David Lloyd George
If you are patient in one moment of anger,
you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
- Chinese Proverb
Roll with the punches.
- Anonymous
Be a Human BEing Rather Than a Human DOing.
- Anonymous
Better late than never.
- Proverb
Everyone is wise, until he speaks.
- Irish proverb
You can do anything you put your mind to.
- Anonymous
In order to discover new lands,
one must be willing to lose sight
of the shore for a very long time.
- Anonymous
I wept because I had no shoes
until I met a man who had no feet.
- old Persian Proverb
Be happy for this moment.
This moment is your life.
- Anonymous
Slow but steady wins the race.
- Anonymous
Don't ask questions about fairy tales.
- Yiddish Proverb
March to the beat of your own drum.
- Proverb
Before you criticize a man,
walk a mile in his shoes.
- Anonymous
Practice makes perfect.
- Anonymous
When life gives you lemons, Make Lemonade.
- Anonymous saying
If you want to be happy,
put your effort into controlling the sail, not the wind.
- Anonymous
When the music changes, so does the dance.
- African Proverb
We are most like God when we forgive.
- Anonymous
The key to happiness is having dreams.
The key to success is making your dreams come true.
- Anonymous
Strike while the iron is hot.
- Proverb
Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect.
It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.
- Anonymous
Persistence prevails when all else fails.
- Anonymous
Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common.
Celebrate it every day.
- Anonymous
Seize the day (Carpe Diem)
- ancient Roman proverb
Follow your own star.
- Anonymous
Time cures all things.
- Proverb
I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more.
- Anonymous
All's well that ends well.
- Proverb (and title of a Shakespeare play)
There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.
- Anonymous
Dance like no one is watching,
love like you'll never be hurt.
Sing like no one is listening.
Live life like it's heaven on earth.
- Anonymous (various attributions and alternate phrasings)
Listen to all, plucking a feather
from every passing goose,
but, follow no one absolutely.
- Chinese Proverb
He who can give thanks for little
will always find he has enough.
- Anonymous
Carpe Diem (Seize the day)
- Latin Proverb
When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.
- Buddhist Proverb
Return love for hate.
- Anonymous
That which you hate to be done to you,
do not do to another.
- Ancient Egyptian Proverb
We will be known forever by the tracks we leave.
- American Indian Proverb
Some people dream of success
while others wake up and work hard at it.
- Anonymous
Confidence is half of victory.
- Yiddish Proverb
We can never be the better for our religion
if our neighbor is the worse for it.
- Anonymous
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous
He who hesitates is lost.
- Proverb
Everyone should carefully observe
which way his heart draws him,
and then choose that way with all his strength.
- Hasidic Proverb
Appreciate the Unexpected.
- Anonymous
The Joy is in the Journey.
- Anonymous
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