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Spike Milligan Quotes and Sayings

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Money can't buy friends
but it can get you a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan

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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
- Spike Milligan

I have the body of an eighteen year old.
I keep it in the fridge.
- Spike Milligan

My Father had a profound influence on me.
He was a lunatic.
- Spike Milligan

 

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
- Spike Milligan

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
- Spike Milligan

I can speak Esperanto like a native.
- Spike Milligan

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For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand.
Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.
- Spike Milligan

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you
a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan

I'm a hero with coward's legs.
- Spike Milligan

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing
until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
- Spike Milligan

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
- Spike Milligan

Is there anything worn under the kilt? No,
it's all in perfect working order.
- Spike Milligan

I shook hands with a friendly Arab.
I still have my right arm to prove it.
- Spike Milligan

I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare,
but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
- Spike Milligan

Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
- Spike Milligan

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light,
but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait
until Thursday to be connected.
- Spike Milligan

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
- Spike Milligan

It's all in the mind, you know.
- Spike Milligan

It was a perfect marriage.
She didn't want to and he couldn't.
- Spike Milligan

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
- Spike Milligan

For some of us, the world appears to provide
only a fixed quantity of each resource -
a limited amount of food, of money,
of love, of success, of appreciation.
For others, life is unlimited.
Their world expands with the generosity, compassion,
inventiveness, and service that they contribute.
In this world-view, money that is spent
or given away returns multiplied.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The glow of one warm thought
is to me worth more than money.
- Thomas Jefferson

If you want to feel rich,
just count all of the things you have that money can't buy.
- Anonymous

Do what you love and the money will follow.
- Marsha Sinetar

Maturity is the ability to do a job
whether or not you are supervised,
to carry money without spending it,
and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
- Ann Landers

Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
- Satchel Paige

Money has never made man happy, nor will it,
there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness.
The more of it one has the more one wants.
- Benjamin Franklin

To have done anything just for money
is to have been truly idle.
- Henry David Thoreau

Teamwork is so important that it is virtually impossible for you
to reach the heights of your capabilities
or make the money that you want
without becoming very good at it.
- Brian Tracy

Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.
- Henry David Thoreau

All riches have their origin in mind.
Wealth is in ideas - not money.
- Robert Collier

If saving money is wrong, I don't want to be right!
- William Shatner

Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity-
but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money.
- Earl Warren

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.
- Clare Boothe Luce

It's a terribly hard job to spend a billion dollars
and get your money's worth.
- George M. Humphrey

It's easier to force feed people than it is to give 'em what they want.
It makes more money.
- Merle Haggard

In suggesting gifts: Money is appropriate,
and one size fits all.
- William Randolph Hearst

I've made all my money on my own without my family and I work very hard.
- Paris Hilton

Sooner or later, we sell out for money.
- Tony Randall

You know, a lot of people are just interested in,
in building a company so they can make money and get out.
- Arthur Rock

I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
- Pablo Picasso

Money is a mechanism for control.
- David Korten

If I can't get the girl, at least give me more money.
- Alan Alda

If God has allowed me to earn so much money,
it is because He knows I give it all away.
- Edith Piaf

It was an honor and privilege to arrive to this country
16 years ago with almost no money in my pocket.
A lot has happened since then.
- Antonio Banderas

Business, you know, may bring money,
but friendship hardly ever does.
- Jane Austen

Many folks think they aren't good at earning money,
when what they don't know is how to use it.
- Frank Howard Clark

If you make a living, if you earn your own money,
you're free - however free one can be on this planet.
- Theodore White

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're
talking about real money.
- Everett Dirksen

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
- Aristotle Onassis

Most men love money and security more,
and creation and construction less, as they get older.
- John Maynard Keynes

A man with money is no match against a man on a mission.
- Doyle Brunson

Money's a horrid thing to follow, but a charming thing to meet.
- Henry James

A fool and his money are soon parted.
- Thomas Tusser

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty

If the money we donate helps one child or can ease the pain of one parent,
those funds are well spent.
- Carl Karcher

I am happy to make money.
I want to make more money, make more music,
eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers.
- Kid Rock

Money differs from an automobile or mistress in being
equally important to those who have it and those who do not.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

If money was my only motivation, I would organize myself differently.
- Placido Domingo

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.
- Henry Ford

No complaint...
is more common than that of a scarcity of money.
- Adam Smith

A simple fact that is hard to learn is that the time
to save money is when you have some.
- Joe Moore

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
- Samuel Butler

After a certain point, money is meaningless.
It ceases to be the goal.
The game is what counts.
- Aristotle Onassis

I have no money, no resources, no hopes.
I am the happiest man alive.
- Henry Miller

So you think that money is the root of all evil.
Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?
- Ayn Rand

I'd rather lose my own money than someone else's.
- Dean Kamen

It doesn't matter about money; having it,
not having it.
Or having clothes, or not having them.
You're still left alone with yourself in the end.
- Billy Idol

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain

I don't spend much money on clothes;
I never did.
- Lauren Hutton


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