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Animal House Quotes and Sayings

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

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The devil has put a penalty on all things we enjoy in life.
Either we suffer in health or we suffer in soul or we get fat.
- Albert Einstein

The only way you get that fat off is to eat less and exercise more.
- Jack LaLanne

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.
- Joan Rivers

 

It's not about weight, it's about fitness,
and one component of being fit is to have relatively low body fat,
because fat is not very efficient, whereas muscle is.
- Deborah Bull

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
- Erma Bombeck

Mind Chatter...
"I'm too fat; I'm too thin; and my hair is a fright;
And I'm never enough; and my world is not right;
I'm not smart; I'm not cute; I'm not strong; I'm a bust
I earn scorn; I earn hate; I'm no good; I disgust."
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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I found there was only one way to look thin:
hang out with fat people.
- Rodney Dangerfield

A conservative is a man who is
too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
- Elbert Hubbard

I don't mind that I'm fat.
You still get the same money.
- Marlon Brando

A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar.
Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat,
milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar.
- Gene Tunney

I want to thank my parents for everything I am today -
fat, miserable, and paranoid.
- Anonymous

Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods -
these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving
them raw materials for building body fat.
- Neal Barnard

A lean compromise is better than a fat lawsuit.
- George Herbert

I don't care whose fault this was, just get it sorted!
And could someone please bring me something deep fat fried
and smothered in chocolate.
- the movie Shrek 2

You can't be fat and fast, too; so lift,
run, diet and work.
- Hank Stram

Watching Italian opera, all those male sopranos screeching,
stupid fat couples rolling their eyes about.
That's not love, it's just rubbish.
- Peter Shaffer

When he was a little kid, he was a fat,
spoiled kid.
I can tell the type.
- Stan Freberg

Every day of my life, I feel fat.
It's not correct thinking in the natural,
normal human being's way of life.
- Angie Everhart

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.
- Ken Kesey

Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy,
what will people think of me?' But they were converted and sometimes surprised.
- Daniel Pinkwater

Because muscle is heavier than fat, dancers weigh more than you might think,
but they are usually very lean.
- Deborah Bull

I'd like to be taller.
I'd like my baby fat to leave.
- Kirsten Dunst

I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight,
but I can sing.
- Kate Smith

Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.
- Hermann Goering

They call it The New Avengers but it's really the old
Avengers with new people except for me,
looking rather fat and rather old.
- Patrick Macnee

I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
- Walt Whitman

Fat is one of the chief enemies of the heart because
it has to be plentifully supplied with blood and thus
needlessly increases the pumping load that the heart must sustain.
- Gene Tunney

These are the people who do studies that your carry-out
Chinese meals are saturated in fat.
I'd just like to meet them!
I mean, what do they do for pleasure?
- Robert M. Parker, Jr.

I think people are sick and tired of all the abuse songs,
and drug addiction, we want to bring to world a big fat smile.
- Steve Brown

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain.
And they look fat and gross.
- Pamela Anderson

There are no golden geese.
There are only fat geese eating the food that could
nourish more athletic opportunities for women.
- Donna A. Lopiano

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.
- Kirstie Alley

The Fat Mattress consisted of people I'd played with
before joining the 'Experience and it was put together
as a song writing situation.
- Noel Redding

A recent police study found that you're much more likely
to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
- Dennis Miller

An artist should remain true.
Otherwise his talent, like his stomach,
grows fat and stuffy.
- Norman Reilly Raine

Eating properly is great.
I mean you cut the fat down, cut the cholesterol out,
but still you got to get your rest and you got to have some form of exercise.
- Mike Ditka

I like fat people more then I like thin people,
things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
- Lloyd Kaufman

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson.
Without them, I'm fat and 60.
- Jack Nicholson

In my own mind, I am still a fat brunette from Toledo,
and I always will be.
- Gloria Steinem

He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit,
my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said,
'You mean you don't have one on?'
- Joe Viterelli

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.
- Jerry O'Connell

No fashion has ever been created expressly for the
lean purse or for the fat woman:
the dressmaker's ideal is the thin millionaires.
- Katherine Fullerton Gerould

I have fallen in love with American names,
the sharp names that never get fat.
- Stephen Vincent Benet

Well, I'd had the Fat Mattress earlier as a writing
outlet for songs and that.
- Noel Redding

If you want to look young and thin hang around old fat people.
- Jim Eason

I've always thought of fat as just a descriptive word.
- Camryn Manheim

Almost everything I do is related to being fat.
- Camryn Manheim

Fat is a way of saying no to powerlessness and self-denial.
- Susie Orbach

I'm fat, but I'm thin inside...
there's a thin man inside every fat man.
- George Orwell

That fat speed that I love, that sensation,
that's what I want.
- Picabo Street

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men,
unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president
how to act on a public stage.
- Jimmy Breslin

When I was larger, people said I was fat.
Now that I've lost weight, they say I died.
- Luther Vandross

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't.
And it's just not - there is no equality there.
- Connie Chung

I've never been able to understand why a Republican
contributor is a 'fat cat' and a Democratic contributor
of the same amount of money is a 'public-spirited philanthropist'.
- Ronald Reagan

A fat stomach never breeds fine thoughts.
- St.
Jerome

About the only other thing I'd want would be a wider neck.
My fingers are so fat that sometimes I deaden the string
next to the one I'm fretting.
- Terry Kath

I was really tired of words like 'plus size,'
'round' and 'large.' I thought,
'Come on, we're fat.'
- Kirstie Alley

I would just like to say that opera is no longer about
fat people in breastplates shattering wine glasses.
- Lesley Garrett

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health,
slow your mind, make you fat - in other words,
turn you into an adult.
- P. J. O'Rourke

The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought,
Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.
- Kirstie Alley

Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.
- Peter Boyle

As far as I'm concerned, love means fighting,
big fat lies, and a couple of slaps across the face.
- Edith Piaf

One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've
changed your life by saying,
'Farewell to Fat'.
- Richard Simmons

The role of a do-gooder is not what actors call a fat part.
- Margaret Halsey

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.
- Jackie Gleason

What pisses me off is when I've got seven or eight
record company fat pig men sitting there telling me what to wear.
- Sinead O'Connor

If you eat something and get fat, you should be responsible for it.
I think that is the attitude of the great majority of Americans,
that you should be responsible for what you eat.
- Vic Snyder

The fat lady hasn't sung yet.
We'll wait until we get a look at what is in the motion passed on third reading.
- Bobby Orr

I don't believe in low-fat cooking.
- Nigella Lawson

God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old,
singing the blues, you know?
- Joe Cocker


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