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Accountant Quotes

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People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well,
no, I was an accountant.
- Ellen DeGeneres

Related topics: Funny

If my father had hugged me even once,
I'd be an accountant right now.
- Ray Romano

I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which
field you can get into and hold a job in,
whether you can be an accountant, lawyer or nurse,
for example.
- Daniel Goleman

Never call an accountant a credit to his profession;
a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
- Charles Lyell

 

While I have served in public office for 30 years,
my professional training is as a pharmacist,
not a lawyer or an accountant.
- George Ryan

In this business you break a leg and 150 other people
are out of work while production is shut down.
It's not like you were an accountant and could still
work with your leg in a cast.
- Ken Curtis

I was never a Certified Public Accountant.
I just had a degree in accounting.
It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.
- Bob Newhart

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No, when I worked as an accountant I was falling asleep waiting for 5 o'clock.
- Heston Blumenthal

It would've been hard to do something else,
to as it were, run away from the circus and become an accountant.
- Samuel West

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant -
even if they wanted to be one?
- Jackie Mason

My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.
- Glenda Jackson

Put you energy into music.
If it fails you, you can become an accountant or a dentist.
And then if you become a dentist or an accountant,
it's too late to become a musician afterwards.
- Peter Tork

The company accountant is shy and retiring.
He's shy a quarter of a million dollars.
That's why he's retiring.
- Milton Berle

I spend 90 percent of my time saying no,
and my accountant yells at me for it,
but when I started in this business,
I wanted my career to have legs.
- Omar Epps

For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer,
since so very few writers are able to learn a living
from their work that is equivalent to the living earned
by the average dentist or accountant.
- Russell Banks

If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law.
A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail,
a smart accountant can keep a thief from paying taxes,
a smart reporter could ruin your reputation-
unfairly.
- Mario Cuomo

I think that the opportunity to be a kid another year
and not have to not worry about the responsibilities of paying bills,
and worry about getting an agent and worry about getting
an accountant was important.
- Jason Williams

So this guy, Jeff Johnson, who is an accountant who
cares nothing at all about a free press and cares nothing about journalism,
he's a right winger who supported the war,
you know, who two years ago told people he couldn't
stand a word that I wrote.
- Robert Scheer

My dad is a bank president and my mom was an accountant
and they didn't think that seeking the life of a freelance
writer was very practical,
you see.
Of course, I was just as determined to do it.
- Kevin J. Anderson

No, I'm not rich.
I had a tax problem in this country,
curiously enough,
and my accountant said the British government was patently wrong in taxing me,
and they were, but we couldn't persuade them and it
cost me everything I had.
- Donald Sutherland

I do what I do, and write what I write,
without calculating what is worth what and so on.
Fortunately, I am not a banker or an accountant.
I feel that there is a time when a political statement
needs to be made and I make it.
- Arundhati Roy

Now is the time to draw a clean, clear,
bright line and say if you are engaging in speech over
the Internet you do not have to check with your lawyer or your accountant.
You are a free American, and you have the opportunity
to engage in free speech over the Internet.
- John Doolittle

One day my wife went and saw the accountant and said she's pulling the plug.
She said you guys are done.
I said, how bad can it be? 10 grand? She said you're not even close.
It came out to almost $50,000 in alcohol for two months.
- Zakk Wylde

My neighborhood was rough, but I live a great life now.
I don't fight that much now.
I don't look for it anyway, but if someone hits your mother,
whether you're a star, an accountant,
or an astronaut or anything...
I mean it's your mother, so I lost my mind.
- Shia LaBeouf

April is tax month.
If you are having trouble filing your taxes,
then you should hire an accountant.
They'll give you the same advice that they've given
hundreds of corporations -
taxes are for douche bags.
- Ed Helms

And the big issue here, I think, is that the publisher
took over the editorial pages,
a guy named Jeff Johnson.
He's an accountant from Chicago, doesn't know anything
about what newspapers are supposed to be about,
and he made a decision to get rid of the column.
- Robert Scheer

I probably wouldn't make a good accountant.
I don't even understand what my accountant tells me.
But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me,
he's a little more frightened than I am,
everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me.
- Matthew Broderick

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights.
Decisions ought to be made by doctors,
not accountants.
- Charles Schumer

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific
use for two highly trained certified public accountants.
- Elvis Presley

A lot of labels are hiring a lot more accountants than people that know music.
- Taylor Hanson

All the flower children were as alike as a congress
of accountants and about as interesting.
- John Mortimer

Over the long haul of life on this planet,
it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business,
who are the ultimate accountants.
- Stewart Udall

I never get the accountants in before I start up a business.
It's done on gut feeling, especially if I can see that
they are taking the mickey out of the consumer.
- Richard Branson

Americans like to make money; Canadians like to audit it.
I know no other country where accountants have a higher social and moral status.
- Northrop Frye

Now record companies are run by lawyers and accountants.
The shift from the one to the other was definitely
related to when the takes started to get big.
- David Crosby

The studios have been taken over by marketing people and accountants.
- Joe Eszterhas

There aren't more lady songwriters for the same reason
that there aren't more lady doctors or lady accountants or lady lawyers;
not enough women have the time for careers.
- Dorothy Fields

But we didn't have the financial structure,
like the right attorneys, the right managers,
the right accountants, and we were going against the
grain of what black entertainers is supposed to do.
- Solomon Burke

The fact that people still know us is,
in my opinion, a result of our music and of the big
money that runs the music industry today.
The people who control the industry are accountants
who recycle everything in new,
nostalgic packages, and everything else,
to make more money.
- Rick Wright

My greatest reward is knowing for certain,
as I do with many other acts and artistes,
that without Jonathan King being alive and involved,
Genesis would not exist, and the guys would have had careers as intended -
as accountants and lawyers!
- Jonathan King

Music and silence combine strongly
because music is done with silence,
and silence is full of music.
- Marcel Marceau

I'm not religious at all,
but I believe in God very strongly.
- Bono

Be a sinner and sin strongly, but more strongly have
faith and rejoice in Christ.
- Martin Luther

What is important is to believe in something so strongly
that you're never discouraged.
- Salma Hayek

I'd always been a news junkie, always read lots of
newspapers and watched the Sunday morning news shows
on TV and felt strongly about issues of power,
control, sexuality and race.
- Barbara Kruger

Envy is never general, but always very particular -
at least envy of the kind one feels strongly.
- Joseph Epstein

Today, I will vote in support of the Marriage Protection Amendment.
I shall do so because like President Bush,
I strongly believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman.
- Nick Lampson

There are few circumstances which so strongly distinguish the philosopher,
as the calmness with which he can reply to criticisms
he may think undeservedly severe.
- Charles Babbage

There the union of Church and State tends strongly
to paralyze some of the members of the body of Christ.
Here there is no such influence to destroy spiritual life and power.
- Josiah Strong

I strongly suggest that we play down basics like who influenced whom,
and instead study the way the influence is transformed,
in other words: how the artist made it his own.
- Lukas Foss

When you feel so strongly about something and other
people feel equally strongly,
you have to feel stronger about it in order to succeed.
- Joan Chen

Affliction is the wholesome soil of virtue,
where patience, honor, sweet humility,
and calm fortitude, take root and strongly flourish.
- David Mallet

She worded it a bit strongly, but I do find myself
more and more struck by the differences between the sexes.
To put it another way: All marriages are mixed marriages.
- Anne Tyler

Every heart that has beat strongly and cheerfully has
left a hopeful impulse behind it in the world,
and bettered the tradition of mankind.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

I feel very strongly about dresses on every level -
a dress feels like underpinning.
- Donna Karan

Massachusetts women as a rule adhere too strongly to old-time conventions.
- Julia Ward Howe

Signs of fatigue soon manifested themselves more and more strongly,
and slowly the men dropped out one by one,
from sheer exhaustion.
No murmur of complaint, however, would be heard.
- Fritz Kreisler

I am strongly convinced that the people or society
is the best and the most unerring critic.
- Vissarion Belinsky

Crimes of Passion, which is one of the best films I've done,
will live strongly in my resume, even though it didn't do well.
- Kathleen Turner

I have a very good family.
I'm very fortunate to have a very good family.
I believe very strongly in the family.
It's one of the things we have in our platform,
is to talk about it.
- Dan Quayle

I feel very strongly that it is vital for us to constantly
keep in mind the fact that the Jewish problem is but
a phase of the world problem.
- Louis Finkelstein

I was very strongly influenced by women's magazines
and I really believed tha a woman could not be married
and raise a family and have a successful career all at the same time.
- Helen Reddy

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible.
What you see is what you get.
- Neil Cavuto

That is why I strongly believe we should working in
Congress to make America a better place to run a business
by reducing the costly burdens of bureaucracy and red tape.
- Michael K. Simpson

Draw your pleasure, paint your pleasure,
and express your pleasure strongly.
- Pierre Bonnard

The noblest spirit is most strongly attracted by the love of glory.
- James A. Baldwin

Recall a recent time when someone was strongly critical
of your opinions (perhaps your political or religious beliefs).
Now, put yourself in their shoes - with compassion.
Try to understand and appreciate their point-of-view -
not to change your own opinions,
but to celebrate all our human differences - in peace.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The goal of this Nation, I so strongly believe,
is to be a preeminent world power.
We have to understand what comes with that:
The responsibility to be strong.
- Jeff Sessions

For the good of our environment, the good of the economy,
and the good of the Nation, I strongly urge support
of the upper Mississippi locks and dams project.
- Leonard Boswell

I continue to have a special pride and passion for AOL,
and I strongly believe that AOL - once the leading
Internet company in the world -
can return to its past greatness.
- Steve Case

That friend a great man's ruin strongly checks,
who rails into his belief all his defects.
- John Webster


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