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Bed Quotes

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Early to bed and early to rise,
makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
- Benjamin Franklin

Related topics: Wisdom

A man is a success if he gets up in
the morning and gets to bed at night,
and in between he does what he wants to do.
- Bob Dylan

Bad habits are like a comfortable bed,
easy to get into, but hard to get out of.
- Proverb

I once had a rose named after me
and I was very flattered.
But I was not pleased to read
the description in the catalogue:
no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

 

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen,
is that you can take it to bed with you.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme
experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
- Gilbert K. Chesterton

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it.
- Daniel J. Boorstin

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
- Phyllis Diller

I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would
happen if there was a zombie attack.
- Simon Pegg

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
- William Congreve

My formula for living is quite simple.
I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night.
In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
- Cary Grant

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
- George Burns

When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed.
I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly.
He cut the legs off the bed.
- Lou Brock

All men are children, and of one family.
The same tale sends them all to bed,
and wakes them in the morning.
- Henry David Thoreau

Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning,
but the kids would have to go to church.
- Lynn Johnston

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.
- Samuel Pepys

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
- Groucho Marx

One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed.
For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.
- E. V. Lucas

As I laid in the hospital bed I started thinking that I had a show to do.
I was hoping the Doctor would put me together so I could do the show.
- Ben Vereen

One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive
is so you can have somebody to go to bed with.
- Helen Gurley Brown

To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me.
I wanted to know my bat a little better.
- Richie Ashburn

I think we should look forward to death more than we do.
Of course everybody hates to go to bed or miss anything,
but dying is really the only chance we'll get to rest.
- Florynce R. Kennedy

If you think you're too small to have an impact,
try going to bed with a mosquito.
- Anita Roddick

When one gets in bed with government,
one must expect the diseases it spreads.
- Ron Paul

I go home by noon, and I'm in bed by 6 p.m.
I get up at 1 and do it again.
- Bob Edwards

If kids like a picture book, they're going to read it at least 50 times.
Read anything that often, and even minor imperfections
start to feel like gravel in the bed.
- Mark Haddon

I haven't been to sleep for over a year.
That's why I go to bed early.
One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.
- Evelyn Waugh

Yeah, what happened was Universal wanted one of the
characters to be nice so they chose me so there was
a scene where the girl was tied to the bed and I let her go.
- Matthew McGrory

I go to bed with men, not boys.
- Linda Fiorentino

When I'm lying in my bed I think about life and I think
about death and neither one particularly appeals to me.
- Steven Morrissey

Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed.
- Thomas Ken

Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can
be the most important thing in the universe.
- Malcolm Wilson

Poetry is not an expression of the party line.
It's that time of night, lying in bed,
thinking what you really think, making the private world public,
that's what the poet does.
- Allen Ginsberg

Sex is a conversation carried out by other means.
If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
- Peter Ustinov

The psychoanalysis of neurotics has taught us to recognize
the intimate connection between wetting the bed and
the character trait of ambition.
- Sigmund Freud

This life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed
with a desire to change his bed.
- Charles Baudelaire

When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out.
- Arthur Wellesley

I daresay I was the worst bed partner in five continents.
- Martha Gellhorn

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No.
5, of course.
- Marilyn Monroe

Don't forget it's daylight savings time.
You spring forward, then you fall back.
It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
- David Letterman

I get really restless when I haven't worked for a day and a half.
I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed,
waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me!
- Taylor Swift

Doing love scenes is always awkward.
I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work
and lay in bed with your co-worker.
- Denise Richards

I was getting to bed about 10 P.M.
so wound up and not getting to sleep by 11,
and because I was putting the prosthetics on for five hours,
I had to be up at 3 in the morning.
- Gerard Butler

I love mysteries, and I read them every night before I go to bed.
- David Herbert Donald

Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.
- Nancy Banks Smith

While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed,
what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted
to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.
- Roger Zelazny

The truth is, this being errand boy to one hundred
and fifty thousand people tires me so by night I am
ready for bed instead of soirees.
- Rutherford B. Hayes

I was often very, incredibly naughty,
and if I didn't come home at tea time I used to be
sent to bed without any dinner.
But people used to bring me things: I was better fed in bed.
- Diane Cilento

Birth control that really works - every night before
we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
- Roseanne Barr Arnold

I m up at 5 in the morning and in bed by 10 in the evening.
- DeForest Kelley

A bedroom requires a bed.
Everything else was extravagance.
Well, he had a bed all right.
- Audrey Meadows

But most distinctly, I remember always saying to myself that when I get big,
I'm not going to go to bed hungry, I'm not going to
wear hand-me-down clothes.
- Buck Owens

I've got a book of poetry by the bed,
one of these big collections that goes back to the Greeks and Romans.
- Martin C. Smith

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the
morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
- Bob Dylan

What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and
I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows
watching TV and my mom brings me soup -
that's good in bed.
- Brooke Shields

The perfect date for me would be staying at home,
making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.
- Kim Kardashian

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed,
the stream would have no song.
- Carl Perkins

I have three phobias which, could I mute them,
would make my life as slick as a sonnet,
but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed,
I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
- Tallulah Bankhead

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to
forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed.
- Bernard Baruch

In bed my real love has always been the sleep that
rescued me by allowing me to dream.
- Luigi Pirandello

I discovered my wife in bed with another man,
and I was crushed.
So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
- Emo Philips

Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that
he was born in bed with a lady.
- Sydney J. Harris

Evil is unspectacular and always human,
and shares our bed and eats at our own table.
- W. H. Auden

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred;
a flint will break upon a feather bed.
- John Cleveland

I think recent revelations about who's in what bed
speak to the problems with what happened in the Gulf.
- Stephanie Tubbs Jones

I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for
days with a fever that just wouldn't go away.
After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!
- Daryl Hall

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy,
wealthy, and dead.
- James Thurber

I'm a 7 o'clock act.
My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
- Louie Anderson

I didn't beat her.
I just pushed her out of bed.
- O. J. Simpson

Slumps are like a soft bed.
They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.
- Johnny Bench

There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn't be any taboos in bed.
- Frank Langella


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