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Diapers Quotes

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Politicians and diapers need to be changed regularly,
usually for the same reason.
- Anonymous

Related topics: Cynical Funny Government Political

I didn't know you had to change diapers so often.
I couldn't believe it - we must change them 10 times a day -
each.
So that's 20 diapers a piece a day.
- Stanley Tucci

I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16,
became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20.
If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers,
that was for me.
- Kent McCord

No one's raising children any more.
To love a child, you've got to work for it.
You have to change its diapers and feed it at night!
- Lauren Hutton

 

The real Michael Jackson that has not been seen...
with children, one in diapers, the other two toddlers.
- Geraldo Rivera

No one likes change but babies in diapers.
- Barbara Johnson

With two little boys in diapers, I had to keep it simple
if I were going to have a life at all.
- Esther Williams

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If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers
and your husband just left you,
you would be so confused.
- Barbara Steele

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is:
don't change diapers in midstream.
- Don Marquis

I've raised Michael.
I changed his diapers when he was little.
- Jackie Jackson

When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life.
We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital,
I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers,
the screen showed I've got $26 left.
- Ang Lee

In the period where I had to live the life of a citizen -
a life where,
like everybody else, I did tons of laundry and cleaned toilet bowls,
changed hundreds of diapers and nursed children -
I learned a lot.
- Patti Smith

Diaper backward spells repaid.
Think about it.
- Marshall McLuhan

My parents had been involved in the labor movement;
if we'd grown up in the city,
we would have been red-diaper babies.
- Holly Near

Why do otherwise sane, competent, strong men,
men who can wrestle bears or raid corporations,
shrink away in horror at the thought of washing a dish or changing a diaper?
- Frank Pittman

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother -
you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure
you're not going to like it.
- Jeff Foxworthy

Like many other women, I could not understand why every
man who changed a diaper has felt impelled,
in recent years, to write a book about it.
- Barbara Ehrenreich

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags,
and play with my sisters.
- Dakota Fanning

Everything TSA does is reactionary -
first they ban the box cutters,
then of course you have to take your shoes off,
then you have to take the liquids out,
now we have to be patted down in our private areas
because of the diaper bomber.
- John Mica

I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging
the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly
admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered
a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.
- Damon Runyon

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition.
You hit the ground diapering.
- Paul Reiser

The biggest mistake we could ever make in our lives
is to think we work for anybody but ourselves.
- Brian Tracy

The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis,
but rather the feeling of being unwanted.
- Mother Teresa

The biggest adventure you can take is
to live the life of your dreams.
- Oprah Winfrey

Indifferent to whether your mood is grumpy or cheerful,
Nature always sings her passionate song of joyful celebration.
You can never stop the happy song of life,
so join the celebration -
sing along, dance, make love,
smile your biggest smile, and cheer on God's music.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The only way to store information is by agreement.
The belief system is like a Book of Law that rules our mind.
Our biggest fear is taking the risk to be alive.
Humans punish themselves endlessly
for not being what they believe they should be.
We have the need to be accepted and to be loved by others,
but we cannot accept and love ourselves.
- don Miguel Ruiz

Once in a while I'll get moved to do some exercise.
It's something I long for but the biggest problem is
bending down and putting my tennis shoes on.
Once I go out I'm OK.
- David Soul

My biggest dream is that my words will inspire heart,
hope and personal responsibility in people around the globe
long after my feet in these shoes aren't walking the planet.
- Mary Anne Radmacher

You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact.
And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.
- John Lennon

The world's biggest power is the youth and beauty of a woman.
- Chanakya

My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14,
1973.
I just sat and stared at him.
- Loretta Lynn

The biggest problem is not to let people accept new ideas,
but to let them forget the old ones.
- John Maynard Keynes

I don't wear fur and I understand their cause.
I am the biggest animal lover in the world.
I have four dogs and two horses, and I have rescued animals all my life.
- Gisele Bundchen

The biggest share of U.S.
exports to the six CAFTA nations is not the traditional job-creation kind.
These are products that are not consumed in the purchasing nations.
- Stephen F. Lynch

I had a flight trainer who is one of the biggest and
most famous helicopter pilots the world.
- Izabella Scorupco

All of the biggest technological inventions created by man -
the airplane,
the automobile, the computer - says little about his intelligence,
but speaks volumes about his laziness.
- Mark Kennedy

As a singer, the biggest joy I have are the arrangements.
- Mel Torme

But in terms of satire and comedy, our biggest and
earliest influence was Mad magazine.
- Jerry Zucker

I don't expect to see them in the top six but I think
of all the teams that have come up in previous seasons,
I think Manchester City are the biggest club.
- Alan Hansen

We go by the lighthouse; paddle out.
After we got out, we paddled way down to get the biggest peak.
- George Downing

I think the enemy is self-censorship.
In a free society the biggest danger is that you're
afraid to the point where you censor yourself.
- Tim Robbins

You just wait.
I'm going to be the biggest Chinese Star in the world.
- Bruce Lee

Words are cheap.
The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.
- Charlie Chaplin

But presidents matter.
That's one of the biggest lessons I learned being in the White House.
- Sidney Blumenthal

When I was doing jazz concerts in America,
I would use the biggest names I could find.
- Norman Granz

I'm the biggest slob in the world.
My apartment is a mess.
- Monica Keena

The biggest critics of my books are people who never read them.
- Jackie Collins

Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age.
- Alfred Nobel

The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find
workers who can climb a ladder after lunch.
- Harry Anderson

The biggest reason most people fail is that they try
to fix too much at once -
join a gym,
get out of debt, floss after meals and have thinner thighs in 30 days.
- Marilu Henner

I think the biggest thing that we are going to be able
to do is focus on training,
practicing, working on my starts, and taking each race one at a time.
- Ben Jackson

The biggest place I look for validation is from my mother.
That's the little girl in me that will never grow up.
- Naomi Watts

The biggest fool in the world is he who merely does his work supremely well,
without attending to appearance.
- Michael Korda

The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.
- Edward de Bono

Green technologies - going green - is bigger than the Internet.
It could be the biggest economic opportunity of the 21st century.
- John Doerr

Our public school system is our country's biggest and
most inefficient monopoly,
yet it keeps demanding more and more money.
- Phyllis Schlafly

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such
a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.
- Ludwig Erhard

My biggest regret is that I didn't teach my two children how to speak Spanish.
- Henry Darrow

When you play it too safe, you're taking the biggest risk of your life.
Time is the only wealth we're given.
- Barbara Sher

The biggest challenge for me was Get Rhythm.
I don't know why.
- Brian Setzer

Sweetheart, I'm the biggest ripped-off cartoonist in
the history of the world,
and that's all I'm going to say.
- Ralph Bakshi

My biggest challenge will be to play the totally submissive woman.
It takes a toll on you when you play someone who's
far removed from your personality.
- Regina King

Yeah, yeah I think that's one of the biggest misconceptions towards the band.
The biggest one is that we're Satan worshippers,
but next to that just the fact that we're normal.
- Tom Araya

Anybody who claims to read the entire paper every day
is either the world's fastest reader or the world's biggest liar.
- Arthur Ochs Sulzberger

I saw what looked like another fallen tree in front
of me and put my foot on it to cross over.
At that moment it reared up in front of me-the biggest python I had ever seen!
- Louis Leakey

English is taking over the world.
I just wrote a piece about it.
And it's not by design.
The United States dominates because it's the biggest market.
- Norman Spinrad

When I first began, the technicians,
camera and makeup men made me feel so self-conscious
that I began to have the biggest inferiority complex about my looks.
- Jessie Matthews

The biggest mistake people make in life is not trying
to make a living at doing what they most enjoy.
- Malcolm Forbes

The biggest impact I can have for what I want to do,
the results I want to have with what God's given me,
is to help as many people as possible get to heaven.
- Thomas Monaghan

We have to face the reality of climate change.
It is arguably the biggest threat we are facing today.
- William Hague

My biggest worry is I'm running out of time and energy.
Thirty years ago I thought 10 years was a really long time.
- Dean Kamen


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