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Medical Quotes

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If you look at the human condition today,
not everyone is well fed, has access to good medical care,
or the physical basics that provide for a healthy and a happy life.
- Ralph Merkle

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding
equals ten dollars' worth of medical science.
- Martin H. Fischer

Medical liability reform is not a Republican or Democrat
issue or even a doctor versus lawyer issue.
It is a patient issue.
- John Ensign

Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm.
- Hippocrates

 

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up.
You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who
claim they are treating pregnant men.
- Isaac Asimov

Doctors are just the same as lawyers;
the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you,
whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
- Anton Chekhov

I was always shocked when I went to the doctor's office
and they did my X-ray and didn't find that I had eight
more ribs than I should have or that my blood was the color green.
- Nicolas Cage

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Passion, you see, can be destroyed by a doctor.
It cannot be created.
- Peter Shaffer

One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview
with a doctor than from any human experience.
- Alice James

Mammograms are really sort of a gift.
You can either catch something early or count your
lucky stars because nothing was discovered.
Either way, you're ahead of the game.
- Charlotte Ross

Illness is the doctor to whom we pay most heed;
to kindness,
to knowledge, we make promise only; pain we obey.
- Marcel Proust

I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately.
Ring the nearest golf course.
- Groucho Marx

Three-quarters of the sicknesses of intelligent people
come from their intelligence.
They need at least a doctor who can understand this sickness.
- Marcel Proust

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.
- Cass Canfield

People are so afraid of authority figures and doctors are authority figures.
- Martha Beck

I regret to this day that I never went to college.
I feel I should have been a doctor.
- Ty Cobb

America has the best doctors, the best nurses,
the best hospitals, the best medical technology,
the best medical breakthrough medicines in the world.
There is absolutely no reason we should not have in
this country the best health care in the world.
- Bill Frist

In the name of Hypocrites, doctors have invented the
most exquisite form of torture ever known to man:
survival.
- Edward Everett Hale

The best doctor is the one you run to and can't find.
- Denis Diderot

My doctor gave me six months to live,
but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
- Walter Matthau

You can die of the cure before you die of the illness.
- Michael Landon

Medicine sometimes snatches away health,
sometimes gives it.
- Ovid

You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription,
but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
- Earl Wilson

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health.
I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
- Zach Braff

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress;
when I get tired of one,
I spend the night with the other.
- Anton Chekhov

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
- Groucho Marx

I've got to go.
That's one of the penalties of being a doctor.
I never seem to finish a conversation.
- Robert M. Fresco

The great secret of doctors, known only to their wives,
but still hidden from the public, is that most things
get better by themselves;
most things,
in fact, are better in the morning.
- Lewis Thomas

I'm 86 and my doctor used to tell me to slow down -
at least he did until he dropped dead.
- Cesar Romero

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation,
he offered to touch-up my X-rays.
- Henny Youngman

Time is generally the best doctor.
- Ovid

As a physician, I know many doctors want to utilize new technology,
but they find the cost prohibitive.
- Nathan Deal

Doctors coin money when they do procedures but family
medicine doesn't have any procedures.
- David Jones

A pregnant woman facing the most dire circumstances
must be able to count on her doctor to do what is medically
necessary to protect her from serious physical harm.
- Barbara Mikulski

The art of medicine was to be properly learned only
from its practice and its exercise.
- Thomas Sydenham

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize
that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing.
- Norman Cousins

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club.
You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
- Erma Bombeck

Modern medicine is a negation of health.
It isn't organized to serve human health,
but only itself, as an institution.
It makes more people sick than it heals.
- Ivan Illich

Growing up, my dolls were doctors and on secret missions.
I had Barbie Goes Rambo.
- Zoe Saldana

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed
that the doctor's office was full of portraits by Picasso.
- Rita Rudner

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.
- Dizzy Dean

As a medical doctor, it is my duty to evaluate the
situation with as much data as I can gather and as
much expertise as I have and as much experience as
I have to determine whether or not the wish of the
patient is medically justified.
- Jack Kevorkian

The physician's highest calling, his only calling,
is to make sick people healthy - to heal,
as it is termed.
- Samuel Hahnemann

Doctors will have more lives to answer for in the next
world than even we generals.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

When a man goes through six years training to be a
doctor he will never be the same.
He knows too much.
- Enid Bagnold

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind;
the lawyer all the wickedness,
the theologian all the stupidity.
- Arthur Schopenhauer

I got the bill for my surgery.
Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.
- James H. Boren

I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis,
and I said compared to who?
- Jay London

A physician's physiology has much the same relation
to his power of healing as a cleric's divinity has
to his power of influencing conduct.
- Samuel Butler

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Erma Bombeck

Honestly, being a doctor could make you more close
minded than regular people.
- Alex Chiu

I'm strongly for a patient Bill of Rights.
Decisions ought to be made by doctors,
not accountants.
- Charles Schumer

They certainly give very strange names to diseases.
- Plato

When I was born I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother.
- Rodney Dangerfield

Flying back from New York, the flight attendant said 'God,
I wished you were here yesterday, we had a stroke on the plane.
I said, if I have a stroke on a plane,
I hope the pretend doctor isn't the one on the plane.
I want a real doctor.
- Anthony Edwards

If you want total security, go to prison.
There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on.
The only thing lacking... is freedom.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Today we see a human population of over 6 billion people,
many of whom have serious medical conditions,
which either can't be treated or cannot be treated economically.
- Ralph Merkle

The rich man's dog gets more in the way of vaccination,
medicine and medical care than do the workers upon
whom the rich man's wealth is built.
- Samora Machel

In my second year, after moving to the Medical School,
I began the courses of Anatomy and Physiology.
I had begun to see that I was interested in cells and their functions.
- Sydney Brenner

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical
marijuana or assisted suicide,
suddenly the "will of the people" goes out the window.
- Bill Maher

One goes through school, college, medical school and
one's internship learning little or nothing about goodness
but a good deal about success.
- Ashley Montagu

My mother was told she couldn't go to medical school
because she was a woman and a Jew.
So she became a teacher in the New York City public school system.
- Marilyn Hacker

I have devoted much time and energy to helping medical
physics in developing countries.
- John Cameron

There's a new medical crisis.
Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic
reactions to latex condoms.
They say they cause severe swelling.
So what's the problem?
- Phyllis Diller

Even top caliber hospitals cannot escape medical mistakes
that sometimes result in irreparable damage to patients.
- Carl Levin

Civil and political rights are critical,
but not often the real problem for the destitute sick.
My patients in Haiti can now vote but they can't get
medical care or clean water.
- Paul Farmer

When I took command in Vietnam, I gave great emphasis
to food and medical care -
and to the mail.
- William Westmoreland

In states where no regulation exists,
anyone is permitted to perform medical imaging and
radiation therapy procedures,
sometimes after just a few weeks of on-the-job training.
- Charles W. Pickering

Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism.
Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.
- Samuel Butler

However, many skilled medical volunteers are turned
away because community health centers cannot afford
to cover their additional medical liability insurance.
- Tim Murphy

The sacrifices made by veterans and their willingness
to fight in defense of our nation merit our deep respect and praise -
and to the best in benefits and medical care.
- Sue Kelly


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