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Drunk Quotes

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Just one quality of the Buddha has to be remembered.
He consists only of one quality: witnessing.
This small word witnessing contains the whole of spirituality.
Witness that you are not the body.
Witness that you are not the mind.
Witness that you are only a witness.
As the witnessing deepens,
you start becoming drunk with the divine.
That is what is called ecstasy.
- Osho

He is a drunkard who takes more than
three glasses though he be not drunk.
- Epictetus

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning
I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
- Winston Churchill

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
- the movie National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

 

Creationists make it sound as though a "theory'
is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
- Isaac Asimov

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love,
drunk, or running for office.
- Shirley MacLaine

Our hearts were drunk with a beauty Our eyes could never see.
- George William Russell

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Ever since the Greeks, we have been drunk with language!
We have made a cage with words and shoved our God inside!
- Morris West

Credit buying is much like being drunk.
The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift...
The hangover comes the day after.
- Joyce Brothers

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from
a parked truck in Adelaide.
I was nice and drunk.
It was New Year's Eve.
And that was about 28 years ago.
- Ronald Biggs

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk,
but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart,
he's going to get sick on it.
- Lyndon B. Johnson

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated,
has not the art of getting drunk.
- Samuel Johnson

It is the hour to be drunken!
to escape being the martyred slaves of time,
be ceaselessly drunk.
On wine, on poetry, or on virtue, as you wish.
- Charles Baudelaire

All the mistakes I've ever made in my life have been when I've been drunk.
I haven't made hardly any mistakes sober,
ever, ever.
- Tracey Emin

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle,
so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
- Raymond Chandler

What white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever
come to me hungry and left me unfed? Who has seen me
beat my wives or abuse my children? What law have I broken?
- Sitting Bull

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
- Mark McKinney

The intense perfumes of the wild herbs as we trod them
underfoot made us feel almost drunk.
- Jacqueline du Pre

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts,
more for support than illumination.
- Romano Prodi

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside,
and I would have consummated a relationship that I
couldn't necessarily believe in.
- Oliver Reed

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk,
I bite.
- Bette Midler

The Orioles' Dick Hall comes off the mound like a drunk
kangaroo on roller skates.
- Joe Garagiola

Why dont we get drunk and screw?
- Jimmy Buffett

Unfortunately, a lot of people are stupid.
They take drugs.
They get drunk and do all the wrong things in life.
I just played it straight.
- Bobby Vinton

It takes only one drink to get me drunk.
The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
- George Burns

Many people have played themselves to death.
Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death.
Nobody ever thought himself to death.
- Gilbert Highet

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless
with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl
who always falls out of clubs drunk.
I know which one I prefer.
- Jenny Frost

I was a savage for so many years of my life.
There was some seed of determination in me that I was not conscious of.
I was mostly consciously getting into trouble and drunk.
- Daniel Day-Lewis

I'm involved with Recording Artists and Actors Against Drunk Driving.
I'm also involved with most children's causes,
because children can't help the environment they're in.
- Judd Nelson

That incident ruined my reputation for 10 years.
Get one Beatle drunk and look what happens!
- Harry Nilsson

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk.
- Alben W. Barkley

The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward.
The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.
- Jose Bergamin

Grant stood by me when I was crazy, and I stood by him when he was drunk,
and now we stand by each other.
- William Tecumseh Sherman

Not drunk is he who from the floor -
Can rise alone and still drink more;
But drunk is They,
who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
- Thomas Love Peacock

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost:
for support,
not illumination.
- Vin Scully

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied
him with each drop of milk he has drunk.
- Shmuel Y. Agnon

Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving,
and I call those people "the cops." But you know,
sometimes, you've just got no choice;
those kids gotta get to school!
- Dave Attell

To appear on the stage drunk, to have them leave there
and remember me making drunken mistakes,
that was death.
- Sammy Davis, Jr.

There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread
is broken and wine drunk.
- M. F. K. Fisher

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
- Dean Martin

It is funny the two things most men are proudest of
is the thing that any man can do and doing does in the same way,
that is being drunk and being the father of their son.
- Gertrude Stein

So, after awhile, you can only get so much happiness
from a guy who's drunk come up and tell you you're great.
- Rick Derringer

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might
mean that your entire career was over then.
Not today.
- Mark Goddard

When we started I wasn't the singer.
I was the drunk rhythm guitarist who wrote all these weird songs.
- Robert Smith

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
- Ray Bradbury

I don't drink, and I don't smoke.
It's a personal preference.
My mom has never drunk or smoked.
I look up to my mom.
- Ashley Tisdale

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy,
would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.
- Charles Darwin

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients
as an excuse for getting drunk.
- Ambrose Bierce

The worst thing about some men is that when they are
not drunk they are sober.
- William Butler Yeats

When I played drunks I had to remain sober because
I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
- Richard Burton

The film Punch - Drunk Love is how you see the world when you're in love.
You don't see somebody's psychological baggage necessarily,
you see the person walking out of the light.
- Emily Watson

Life on the road can get a little one-dimensional.
I didn't want to reach 40 and have to say all I'd done
was look out the window of a tour bus and get drunk.
- Bruce Dickinson

I loved Jack Ford.
I got him in his later days, and he was a total tyrant
and a total autocrat and an Irish drunk.
But I had a great time.
- Richard Widmark

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast.
So everyone's drunk all the time.
- Clea Duvall

Modern morality and manners suppress all natural instincts,
keep people ignorant of the facts of nature and make
them fighting drunk on bogey tales.
- Aleister Crowley

Through everything I've gone through-
and I've been everywhere,
at the top of the world, in jail, hung over drunk -
I never gave up my dream of winning a gold medal in the Olympics.
- Dan O'Brien

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway

Yeah, she was hitting me hard.
She was drunk and she was hitting me hard.
- David Gest

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;
the best of life is but intoxication.
- Lord Byron

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.
- Archie Moore

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now,
and it's never been about drinking to get drunk.
I don't do that.
I never drink tequila during the day,
and I don't drive at night.
- Sammy Hagar

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk.
This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve,
when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
- P. J. O'Rourke

When the doors of opportunity swing open,
we must make sure that we are not too drunk or too
indifferent to walk through.
- Jesse Jackson

It seems that whatever we do is somehow beyond reproach -
murder,
rape, drunk driving - as long as we go on a TV show and apologize.
- Eric Stoltz

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.
- Mitch Hedberg

I hate crowds of people pretending to be happy on one night of the year,
where they get drunk and obnoxious by the end of the night.
- Kenny Hickey

It pays to get drunk with the best people.
- Joe E. Lewis

Me, I'd prefer to have a good reputation rather than
getting press for being scandalous,
getting drunk in public, staying out late and so on.
- Sophia Bush

A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic.
No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.
- Jim Bishop

I was so delirious that I drank a glass of water,
thought it wine and got glorious drunk.
- Will M. Cook

Always do sober what you said you'd do when you were drunk.
That will teach you to keep your mouth shut!
- Charles Scribner, Jr.


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