Happy Birthday Quotes

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Happy Birthday!
Today is YOUR day to Dance Lightly With Life.
Have a wonderful day.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
- Paris Hilton

There are three hundred and sixty-four days
when you might get un-birthday presents,
and only one for birthday presents, you know.
- Lewis Carroll

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake.
It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
- Jerry Seinfeld

It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own,
to find that somebody remembers me.
- Ellen Glasgow

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I'm grumpy and terrible with them. As for doing a gig at a 6-year old's birthday party, you couldn't pay me enough.
- Johnny Vegas

In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame.
- Annette Funicello

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
- Steven Wright

I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.
- Stephen Hopkins

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
- Kirstie Alley

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
- Erma Bombeck

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.
- Robert Lynd

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
- George Harrison

It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
- Sam Levenson

I quit high school on my birthday. It was my senior year and I didn't see the point. This was 1962, and I was ready to make music.
- Barry White

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
- Steven Wright

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.
- Art Buchwald

Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.
- Karl Jaspers

When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
- Gloria Stuart

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.
- Isla Fisher

About astrology and palmistry: they are good because they make people vivid and full of possibilities. They are communism at its best. Everybody has a birthday and almost everybody has a palm.
- Kurt Vonnegut

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.
- Victoria Beckham

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
- Lisa Loeb

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
- Jim Valvano

We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.
- Lauren Hutton

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
- Doug Coupland

The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance.
- Brian Tracy

Thirty was so strange for me. I've really had to come to terms with the fact that I am now a walking and talking adult.
- C. S. Lewis

I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
- Ruth Warrick

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
- Voltaire

I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.
- Celine Dion

To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s, and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
- Lionel Blue

I'm amazed. When I was 40, I thought I'd never make 50. And at 50 I thought the frosting on the cake would be 60. At 60, I was still going strong and enjoying everything.
- Gloria Stuart

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
- Mitch Hedberg

The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face - that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new.
- Catherine Bell

If you look over the years, the styles have changed - the clothes, the hair, the production, the approach to the songs. The icing to the cake has changed flavors. But if you really look at the cake itself, it's really the same.
- John Oates

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
- Lucius Annaeus Seneca

John Candy knew he was going to die. He told me on his 40th birthday. He said, well, Maureen, I'm on borrowed time.
- Maureen O'Hara

I wasn't very good about juggling family and my career. I was interested in who was coming to the children's birthday party, what my son was writing. I was thinking about Legos.
- Jill Clayburgh

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost

Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but - it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love.
- Gabriel Byrne

I used to go down every year for the remembrance of Elvis' birthday. Memphis State College invited me to sit in the auditorium and speak to the people for one of those Elvis days.
- Otis Blackwell

My best kiss was on stage. Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child gave me a really nice soft kiss on my lips during a performance on my birthday. It was amazing.
- Chris Brown

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.
- Audrey Hepburn

I want to say that probably 24 hours after I told CBS that I was stepping down at my 65th birthday, I was already regretting it. And I regretted it every day since.
- Walter Cronkite

I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present.
- Uwe Boll

Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.
- Lawrence Tierney

I went to a rare live Van Dyke show and met him there. And then he came to a show of mine and we spoke back stage. The third time was at Brian Wilson's birthday party.
- Matthew Sweet

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- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

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