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You want to do mankind a real service?
Tell funnier jokes.
- the Woody Allen movie Stardust Memories (1980)

Related topics: Funny Movie

The funnier the material, the funnier I could make it.
- Ruth Buzzi

I honestly don't class myself as a songwriter.
I've got 'musician' written on my passport.
That's even funnier.
- Robert Smith

Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes,
the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
- John Lasseter

 

I don't think Will does get upstaged because his reaction
is always funnier than what is actually happening.
That is also the reason Tommy is funnier than Will.
- Barry Sonnenfeld

I wanted to cut down on the profanity,
because I think I'm funnier without sayin' a lot of cuss words.
- Chris Tucker

There's nothing funnier than the human animal.
- Walt Disney

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This season is a lot funnier, not as dark,
mainly because, well, she has accepted the fact that she is dead.
She knows she cannot go back to where she was when she was alive.
- Ellen Muth

Even though I love my mother, I didn't want to make
an idealized portrait of her.
I'm fascinated more by her defects -
they are funnier than her other qualities.
- Pedro Almodovar

Our shows today are better and funnier than they've ever been.
- Dick Smothers

Um, musicians are funnier you know, than actors on the whole.
- Tim Curry

I like fat people more then I like thin people,
things are always a lot more funnier when they happen to fat people.
- Lloyd Kaufman

Nothing is funnier than unhappiness,
I grant you that.
Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world.
- Samuel Beckett

Never go for the punch line.
There might be something funnier on the way.
- Jerry Stiller

When audiences come to see us authors lecture,
it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.
- Sinclair Lewis

The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent
knowledge of the laws of economics and of how to apply them;
Man,
with his powers of reason, has reduced economics to
the level of a farce which is at once funnier and more
tragic than Tobacco Road.
- James Thurber

But I think Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang really got that thing where,
if a movie reads really funny and then has some dramatic
or violent or sinister stuff in it,
you can't forget that primarily it has to be even funnier
than you read it or that other stuff doesn't work.
- Robert Downey, Jr.

I think he's much funnier in many ways than some of
the things that I've done.
Because it's a little bit more layered.
He's constantly trying to teach Luke what he thinks
are really deep philosophical ideas,
but they're really simple.
- Sean William Scott

Hugh Wilson made it so real and he took us and it was
almost when he was directing it,
the way he would do it was funnier than the way we did it.
And I just developed a regard for him that was unbelievable.
- Bubba Smith

I think cheese smells funny, but I feel bananas "are" funny.
I'm assuming Swamp told the whole story of the executives
seriously asking us to replace the banana with cheese
because they thought it was funnier.
- Joe Murray

There are times over different projects when I've asked
the writers why people are swearing for no good reason.
I tell them that it would be funnier if there weren't these swear words.
- John Ratzenberger

Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer

Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde

Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar

You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill

Laugh Loud - Laugh Often
Laugh At What's Funny - Laugh At What's Sad
Laugh At Me - Laugh At You - Laugh At Life
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Today is your day to laugh at life,
laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad,
laugh loud - laugh often,
laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw

A person with a new idea is
a crank until the idea succeeds.
- Mark Twain

You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra

Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain

We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks-
if we agree with him.
- Mark Twain

Always listen to the experts.
They'll tell you what can't be done and why.
Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein

When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain

Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

When you reach the end of your rope,
tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous Saying
(Sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt,
Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle

When you think you're out of time,
smile, and turn back the clock.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous

My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man
take which course he will,
he will be sure to repent.
- Socrates

Here are the opinions on which my facts are based.
- Anonymous

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
- W. C. Fields

The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity,
but in being uninteresting.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt
towards people whom we personally dislike.
- Oscar Wilde

Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Times like these, dark times,
they do funny things to people.
They can tear them apart.
- the movie Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)

I love being married.
It's so great to find that one special person
you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner

Nine-tenths of the people were created
so you would want to be with the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole

Life ... full of loneliness, and misery,
and suffering, and unhappiness,
and it's all over much too quickly.
- the Woody Allen movie Annie Hall

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on.
It is never of any use to oneself.
- Oscar Wilde

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living;
the world owes you nothing; it was here first.
- Mark Twain

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
- Mark Twain

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West

Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt

If you are not one of us, you are one of them.
- the movie The Matrix (1999)

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
and that's what parents were created for.
- Ogden Nash

What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?
- the movie Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002)

An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes

Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
- Whoopi Goldberg

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits
and then complain that he's not the man she married?
- Barbra Streisand

Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts cartoon

One day Alice came to a fork in the road
and saw a Cheshire cat in a tree.
"Which road do I take?" she asked.
His responses was a question: "Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know," Alice answered.
"Then," said the cat, "it doesn't matter."
- Lewis Carroll

Today is my day to laugh at life.
Laugh loud - laugh often.
Laugh at what's funny - laugh at what's sad.
Laugh at me - laugh at you - laugh at life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll

There's a fine line between genius and insanity.
I have erased this line.
- Oscar Levant

You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous


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